Make Everything Hurt

Commander / EDH Death and Taxes Praetor WUB (Esper)

ProspectiveGIS

Land (34)

• 1x Adarkar Wastes
• 1x Castle Locthwain
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 2x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Otawara, Soaring City
• 2x Plains
• 1x Plaza of Heroes
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Raffine's Tower
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sea of Clouds
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of Champions
• 1x Watery Grave

Instant (7)

• 1x Fracture
• 1x Get Lost
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Sheoldred's Edict
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Three Steps Ahead

Creature (25)

• 1x Bloodletter of Aclazotz
• 1x Cliffhaven Vampire
• 1x Drana's Emissary
• 1x Elesh Norn  ^Flip
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Enduring Curiosity
• 1x Gix, Yawgmoth Praetor
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Kokusho, the Evening Star
• 1x Marauding Blight-Priest
• 1x Overlord of the Balemurk
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Phyrexian Obliterator
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Sheoldred  ^Flip
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
• 1x Silent Hallcreeper
• 1x Soul Warden
• 1x Soul's Attendant
• 1x Spark Double
• 1x Spawn of Mayhem
• 1x Starscape Cleric
• 1x Suture Priest

Artifact (8)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Bontu's Monument
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Midnight Clock
• 1x Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Tithing Blade  ^Flip

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Jace, the Mind Sculptor

Commander (1)

Enchantment (16)

• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Funeral Room / Awakening Hall
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Polluted Bonds
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Revenge of Ravens
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Tainted Remedy
• 1x The Meathook Massacre
• 1x Underworld Dreams
• 1x Unholy Annex / Ritual Chamber
• 1x Virtue of Persistence

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Blasphemous Edict
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Gitaxian Probe
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Stitch Together

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Sideboard

Creature (2)

• 1x Agent of Masks
• 1x Enduring Tenacity

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Dogged Pursuit

Instant (1)

• 1x Faithful Mending

Artifact (2)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Whip of Erebos

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Victimize

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Kaya, Intangible Slayer

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Maybeboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Bloodthirsty Conqueror

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Exquisite Blood

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Designed to just add salt to everyone equally, no infinite combos, looking for more of a sleeper build. Recently changed the commander because Queza was target opponent and I think the passive gain works better.

I want this to be a strong, but fun deck. Please give me suggestions!

Date added	3 weeks
Last updated	1 day
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	21 - 1 Mythic Rares 47 - 3 Rares 19 - 3 Uncommons 7 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.44
Tokens	Copy Clone, Demon 6/6 B, Incubator, Map, On an Adventure, Phyrexian 0/0 C, Spirit 1/1 W, Starscape Cleric 1/1 B, Treasure