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Commander / EDH BR (Rakdos) Burn Deathtouch

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Land (37)

• 1x Akoum Refuge
• 1x Blightstep Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Foreboding Ruins
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Glacial ChasmGC
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Mortuary Mire
• 7x Mountain
• 1x Mountain Valley
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Rocky Tar Pit
• 1x Shadowblood Ridge
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 9x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Witch's Cottage

Enchantment (10)

• 1x AEther Sting
• 1x Ancient Runes
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Impatience
• 1x Night Dealings
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 1x Price of Knowledge
• 1x Revenge of Ravens
• 1x Spellshock
• 1x Underworld Dreams

Creature (22)

• 1x Angrath's Marauders
• 1x Blacklance Paragon
• 1x Brash Taunter
• 1x Crimson Honor Guard
• 1x Dragonmaster Outcast
• 1x Embodiment of Agonies
• 1x Fetid Imp
• 1x Foulmire Knight
• 1x Garna, Bloodfist of Keld
• 1x Gifted Aetherborn
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Harsh Mentor
• 1x Kaervek the Merciless
• 1x Malakir Familiar
• 1x Nighthawk Scavenger
• 1x Pestilent Kathari
• 1x Rampaging Ferocidon
• 1x Stonecoil Serpent
• 1x Syr Konrad, the Grim
• 1x Torbran, Thane of Red Fell
• 1x Vampire Nighthawk
• 1x Zo-Zu the Punisher

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Beseech the Queen
• 1x Brainspoil
• 1x Browbeat
• 1x Dark Petition
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Mana Geyser
• 1x Mastermind's Acquisition
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Sign in Blood

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Ob Nixilis, the Hate-Twisted

Commander (1)

Artifact (16)

• 1x Ankh of Mishra
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Caltrops
• 1x Empowered Autogenerator
• 1x Eon Hub
• 1x Firemind Vessel
• 1x General's Regalia
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Rakdos Cluestone
• 1x Rakdos Locket
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Tamiyo's Journal
• 1x Veinfire Borderpost
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Instant (4)

• 1x Risk Factor
• 1x Tainted Pact
• 1x Thrill of Possibility
• 1x Valakut Awakening  ^Flip

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Creature (1)

• 1x Sin Prodder

Artifact (1)

• 1x Mourner's Shield

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The goal of this deck is to not directly affect your opponents and watch them kill themselves for playing the game.

Your cards are effectively suggestions that say things like "Don't attack." or "Don't play creature spells." or "Don't draw cards." or else take a ton of damage.

I'm trying to have it so that you only directly effect your side of the board. Do not attack your opponents. Do not target anyone with spells or abilities. Do not directly damage permanents or players. The ONLY card in this deck with a static ability that says the word "target" is Brash Taunter, which I'm pretending it says "it deals that much damage to that source's controller."

Gary also directly affects your opponents, but I feel like he's absolutely necessary to keep you alive.

Watch as your opponents struggle to win as their life gets drained for simply playing the game.

Date added	3 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 37 - 0 Rares 28 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.46
Tokens	Clue, Dragon 5/5 R, On an Adventure