Danger Noodles

Commander / EDH Budget Jank RUG (Temur) Snake Tokens Wheels

Tom_Shackles

Land (37)

• 1x Animal Sanctuary
• 1x Cinder Glade
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Desolate Lighthouse
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 5x Forest
• 1x Frontier Bivouac
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Gruul Turf
• 5x Island
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 1x Mossfire Valley
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 5x Mountain
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Simic Growth Chamber
• 1x Temple of Abandon
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Artifact (9)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Combine Chrysalis
• 1x Library of Leng
• 1x Otherworld Atlas
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spellbook
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Temple Bell
• 1x Venser's Journal

Creature (23)

• 1x Anger
• 1x Curiosity Crafter
• 1x Dragon Mage
• 1x Edric, Spymaster of Trest
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Esix, Fractal Bloom
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Jolrael, Mwonvuli Recluse
• 1x Junk Winder
• 1x Kami of the Crescent Moon
• 1x Kaseto, Orochi Archmage
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Magus of the Wheel
• 1x Mystic Snake
• 1x Nadir Kraken
• 1x Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind
• 1x Ogre Battledriver
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Rattleclaw Mystic
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Saryth, the Viper's Fang
• 1x Triskaidekaphile

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Game Plan
• 1x Harvest Season
• 1x Hull Breach
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Minds Aglow
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Ravenform
• 1x Tales of the Ancestors
• 1x Wheel of Fate

Commander (1)

Instant (13)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Biomass Mutation
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Dream Fracture
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Mystic Reflection
• 1x Negate
• 1x Pongify
• 1x Return to Nature
• 1x Spell Pierce
• 1x Vision Skeins
• 1x Words of Wisdom

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Dictate of Kruphix
• 1x Fevered Visions
• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Ominous Seas
• 1x Rites of Flourishing
• 1x Wizard Class

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Creature (1)

• 1x Adrix and Nev, Twincasters

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Impact Tremors

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Don't step on snek!

This deck was built as part of a budget challenge with my playgroup. Rules: Max budget of $100 at time of creation, excluding basic lands. Individual cards have a max value of $2.50 (all prices TCG Player mid). Commanders were chosen at random.

Is that Oprah? No, it's Xyris! You'll be the most popular nope rope in town when you start handing out free card draw to every player at the table. Your enemies will be so overcome with avarice and gluttony, that they'll never even realize that you are building a disgusting nest of devil worms.

You've got a few possible wincons here:

1. Overrun the board with snakes (Xyris, the Writhing Storm), tentacles (Nadir Kraken), cats (Jolrael, Mwonvuli Recluse), krakens (Ominous Seas), and other creatures.
1. Bonus 1: Ogre Battledriver, Animal Sanctuary, and other cards can buff your snakes. You can also give them wings with Combine Chrysalis!
2. Bonus 2: Tired of sand getting sand kicked into the eyes of your puny tokens? Sign them up for the Charles Atlas program and turn those sneks into Chads with Mystic Reflection or Esix, Fractal Bloom
2. Inflict damage as you draw cards directly with Psychosis Crawler & Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind or indirectly with Goblin Bombardment (as a result of the token creation from Xyris and other cards.
3. Triskaidekaphile is in the 99 if you can manage the number of cards in your hand at upkeep!
4. There's enough card draw, you may actually manage to draw their decks, but this should only be considered a fringe strategy if everything else fails.>/li>

You've got a small arsenal of spot removal and counter spells to help protect your board state; use them wisely! There's plenty of ramp, so you should be able to play aggressive with spells. There's a decent amount of potential politics as well with cards like Edric, Spymaster of Trest.

Date added	3 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.82
Tokens	Ape 3/3 G, Beast 3/3 G, Beast 4/4 G, Bird 1/1 U, 2/2 G Token Creature Cat, Copy Clone, Foretell, Kraken 8/8 U, Morph 2/2 C, Snake 1/1 G, Tentacle 1/1 U