Tetsuo!

Commander / EDH

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Creature (19)

• 1x Captain of the Mists
• 1x Charmbreaker Devils
• 1x Deceiver Exarch
• 1x Dimir House Guard
• 1x Drift of Phantasms
• 1x Guttersnipe
• 1x Hypersonic Dragon
• 1x Iron Myr
• 1x Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
• 1x Leaden Myr
• 1x Melek, Izzet Paragon
• 1x Pestermite
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Sea Scryer
• 1x Sidisi, Undead Vizier
• 1x Silver Myr
• 1x Spellheart Chimera
• 1x Tsabo Tavoc

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Dack Fayden
• 1x Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker

Land (31)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Badlands
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crosis's Catacombs
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 3x Island
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Counterbalance
• 1x Elemental Mastery
• 1x Intruder Alarm
• 1x Splinter Twin

Artifact (10)

• 1x Bosium Strip
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Isochron Scepter
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Runechanter's Pike
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thran Dynamo

Instant (20)

• 1x AEtherize
• 1x Aetherspouts
• 1x Boomerang
• 1x Clutch of the Undercity
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Force of Will
• 1x Lightning Bolt
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Perplex
• 1x Pyretic Ritual
• 1x Shock
• 1x Terror
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Unsummon
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Vapor Snag
• 1x Victim of Night

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Cruel Tutor
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Dimir Machinations
• 1x Divination
• 1x Do or Die
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Increasing Ambition
• 1x Mizzium Mortars
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Syphon Soul

Commander (1)

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Beyond the obvious style points, Tetsuo Umezawa is an affordable, Grixis-colored general who provides ample deterrent/disruption against any opponent's commanders or fatties.

Grixis is cool for EDH because it provides access to Black's ridiculous tutor selection, Dimir's moderately broken Transmute mechanic, and all of U/R's instant-speed madness. I've tried to effectively harness all three.

The win conditions are:

Deceiver Exarch + Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker - Infinite token copies with haste, attack everyone for 250,000 a pop.

Deceiver Exarch + Splinter Twin - same strategy as above.

Captain of the Mists + Splinter Twin - same strategy as above.

Splinter Twin or Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker with Intruder Alarm and any other non-Legendary creature. Same strategy as above. And as long as we're on the topic of Intruder Alarm, how about an Elemental Mastery for good measure?

And that's about the size of it.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Key combos	Deceiver Exarch + Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker Deceiver Exarch + Splinter Twin Captain of the Mists + Splinter Twin
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 43 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 26 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.90
Tokens	Copy Clone, Elemental 1/1 R w/ Haste, Emblem Dack Fayden
Folders	Douchebag EDH