Stop Hitting Yourself

Modern* Budget Casual RW (Boros)

speedchicken29

Creature (20)

• 4x Goblin Diplomats
• 4x Guardian of the Gateless
• 2x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 4x Palace Guard
• 2x Palisade Giant
• 4x Stuffy Doll

Land (24)

• 4x Boros Garrison
• 3x Mountain
• 13x Plains
• 4x Rugged Prairie

Artifact (6)

• 2x Boros Signet
• 4x Mind Stone

Enchantment (10)

• 4x Indestructibility
• 4x Shielded by Faith
• 2x Spectra Ward

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Sideboard

Enchantment (10)

• 4x Pariah
• 2x Spectra Ward
• 4x Spirit Mantle

Creature (2)

• 2x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs

Artifact (2)

• 2x Boros Signet

Land (4)

• 4x Sacred Foundry

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Maybeboard

Creature (22)

• 4x Cathedral Membrane
• 4x Fortified Rampart
• 2x Goblin Recruiter
• 2x Hundred-Handed One
• 2x Protector of the Crown
• 4x Serene Master
• 4x Wall of Nets

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Holy Mantle

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This is a fun deck idea that revolves around forcing your opponents to attack with Goblin Diplomats and then either getting a million 3/3 ogres with Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs or slowly killing them with Stuffy Doll. Boros Signet0 and Mind Stone are there for allowing you to play those higher mana cost cards sooner so you can get the ball rolling and don't die early. Cards like Guardian of the Gateless enchanted with an aura that gives it indestructible will make sure that you don't kill yourself with Goblin Diplomats late game.

Pariah and Palisade Giant there for creatureless or noncombat damage decks.

SpeedChicken's Guide to Playing This Deck:

1. Play lands + mana artifacts

2. Play creature that can block any number of creatures like Guardian of the Gateless and give it indestructible. You are now pretty much invincible so all you have to do is wait until you get your win combo.

3. Play Stuffy Doll or Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs

4. Wait until you get a Goblin Diplomats and force them to attack you. Generate 3/3 ogres with Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs or block the highest power with creature with Stuffy Doll and block everything else with your indestructible Guardian of the Gateless

As always sideboard has replacements for cards that are not legal.

Deck advice would also be appreciated because this is fairly new and not tested (created entirely because I thought Goblin Diplomats was such a funny card and I wanted to make a deck out of it).

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is not Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	24 - 10 Rares 16 - 8 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.67
Tokens	Ogre 3/3 R