Why Are You Hitting Yourself?

Commander / EDH UR (Izzet)

jewishatheist

Extra Combats (11)

• 1x Aggravated Assault
• 1x Breath of Fury
• 1x Combat Celebrant
• 1x Fury of the Horde
• 1x Moraug, Fury of Akoum
• 1x Port Razer
• 1x Relentless Assault
• 1x Scourge of the Throne
• 1x Seize the Day
• 1x Time Warp
• 1x World at War

Haste Enablers (10)

• 1x Anger
• 1x Crashing Drawbridge
• 1x Fervor
• 1x First Day of Class
• 1x Hall of the Bandit Lord
• 1x Hammer of Purphoros
• 1x Hanweir Battlements  ^Meld
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mass Hysteria
• 1x Ogre Battledriver

Using Stolen Creatures (7)

• 1x Barrin, Master Wizard
• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Ghostly Flicker
• 1x Proteus Staff
• 1x Sundial of the Infinite
• 1x Thassa, Deep-Dwelling

Information (2)

• 1x Gitaxian Probe
• 1x Telepathy

Mana Lands (33)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Fiery Islet
• 1x Frostboil Snarl
• 12x Island
• 12x Mountain
• 1x Riverglide Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stormcarved Coast
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Training Center

Bounce (8)

• 1x Baral's Expertise
• 1x Capsize
• 1x Cryptic Command *list*
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Hullbreaker Horror
• 1x Run Away Together
• 1x Snap
• 1x Venser, Shaper Savant

Ramp (8)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Fire Diamond
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Sky Diamond
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Creativity

Removal (2)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Pongify

Commander (1)

Combat Value (10)

• 1x Bladegriff Prototype
• 1x Dolmen Gate
• 1x Etali, Primal Storm
• 1x Hanweir Garrison  ^Meld
• 1x Key to the City
• 1x Neheb, the Eternal
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Sword of Hearth and Home
• 1x Tectonic Giant
• 1x Yusri, Fortune's Flame

Card Draw (7)

• 1x Bident of Thassa
• 1x Cathartic Reunion
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Wheel of Misfortune

Protection (1)

• 1x Propaganda

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Sideboard

Lesson Plan (10)

• 1x Elemental Summoning
• 1x Environmental Sciences
• 1x Expanded Anatomy
• 1x Illuminate History
• 1x Introduction to Annihilation
• 1x Introduction to Prophecy
• 1x Mascot Exhibition
• 1x Mercurial Transformation
• 1x Start from Scratch
• 1x Teachings of the Archaics

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Extra Combat/Creature Theft Focus

Tries to either keep or sacrifice the creatures Zara steals.

Package of creatures with good attack or combat damage triggers to get extra value out of extra combats, and make sure I still get value from combats if Zara is gone.

Large package of bounce spells to put creatures on board that I want into hand so Zara can grab them (also can clear the way for attacks, be soft removal, etc.)

Wishboard for Lessons (First Day of Class) in games where wishboards are allowed

Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 1 Mythic Rares 42 - 2 Rares 11 - 2 Uncommons 16 - 5 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.22
Tokens	Ape 3/3 G, Elemental 4/4 UR, Enchantment Golem 3/3 C, Human 1/1 R, Inkling 2/1 WB, Spirit 3/2 RW