300 Deck - Multiplayer Awesometime

Casual Five Color

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Creature (102)

• 1x Abu Ja'far
• 1x Alaborn Cavalier
• 1x Anavolver
• 1x Architects of Will
• 1x Bant Battlemage
• 1x Carnivorous Death-Parrot
• 1x Centaur Healer
• 1x Cetavolver
• 1x Cheatyface
• 1x Clergy en-Vec
• 1x Coiling Oracle
• 1x Creature Guy
• 1x Creepy Doll
• 1x Crypt Champion
• 1x Cursed Monstrosity
• 1x Deadhead
• 1x Deadshot Minotaur
• 1x Degavolver
• 1x Desecrator Hag
• 1x Djinn of Wishes
• 1x Elvish House Party
• 1x Emcee
• 1x Esper Battlemage
• 1x Etched Oracle
• 1x Evil Eye of Urborg
• 1x Evil Twin
• 1x Flailing Soldier
• 1x Flametongue Kavu
• 1x Forest Bear
• 1x Frankie Peanuts
• 1x Gluetius Maximus
• 1x Goblin Bowling Team
• 1x Goblin Electromancer
• 1x Goblin Mime
• 1x Goblin Secret Agent
• 1x Goblin Spy
• 1x Goblin War Buggy
• 1x Gorilla Titan
• 1x Grixis Battlemage
• 1x Headhunter
• 1x Hunted Wumpus
• 1x Hurloon Wrangler
• 1x Jackalope Herd
• 1x Keeper of the Sacred Word
• 1x Knight of the Hokey Pokey
• 1x Laughing Hyena
• 1x Little Girl
• 1x Lucent Liminid
• 1x Man of Measure
• 1x Mesa Chicken
• 1x Mirrorwood Treefolk
• 1x Miss Demeanor
• 1x Mother of Goons
• 1x Naya Battlemage
• 1x Necra Disciple
• 1x Nightscape Battlemage
• 1x Nightscape Familiar
• 1x Nightscape Master
• 1x Omnibian
• 1x Orcish Paratroopers
• 1x Ornithopter
• 1x Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We
• 1x Phyrexian Librarian
• 1x Question Elemental?
• 1x Sheltering Ancient
• 1x Shinewend
• 1x Six-y Beast
• 1x Sky Hussar
• 1x Skyknight Legionnaire
• 1x Sleeper Agent
• 1x Standard Bearer
• 1x Steward of Valeron
• 1x Stone Giant
• 1x Stormscape Battlemage
• 1x Stormscape Familiar
• 1x Stormscape Master
• 1x Stratadon
• 1x Stun Sniper
• 1x Sunscape Battlemage
• 1x Sunscape Familiar
• 1x Sunscape Master
• 1x Sylvok Replica
• 1x The Mimeoplasm
• 1x Thornscape Familiar
• 1x Thornscape Master
• 1x Thunderscape Battlemage
• 1x Thunderscape Familiar
• 1x Thunderscape Master
• 1x Tidehollow Sculler
• 1x Torpid Moloch
• 1x Toy Boat
• 1x Tribal Golem
• 1x Uktabi Orangutan
• 1x Urza's Science Fair Project
• 1x Vedalken Ghoul
• 1x Vedalken Plotter
• 1x Wall of Stone
• 1x Wall of Vines
• 1x Werebear
• 1x Working Stiff
• 1x Yore-Tiller Nephilim
• 1x Zedruu the Greathearted *f-etch*

Land (100)

• 1x Ancient Spring
• 1x Barren Moor
• 18x Forest
• 1x Forgotten Cave
• 1x Geothermal Crevice
• 1x Irrigation Ditch
• 18x Island
• 1x Lonely Sandbar
• 18x Mountain
• 18x Plains
• 1x Secluded Steppe
• 1x Sulfur Vent
• 18x Swamp
• 1x Tinder Farm
• 1x Tranquil Thicket

Enchantment (18)

• 1x Cage of Hands
• 1x Censorship
• 1x Farewell to Arms
• 1x Fires of Yavimaya
• 1x Fowl Play
• 1x Handcuffs
• 1x I'm Rubber, You're Glue
• 1x Loose Lips
• 1x Mind Control
• 1x Pacifism
• 1x Soaring Hope
• 1x Volrath's Motion Sensor
• 1x Vow of Duty
• 1x Vow of Flight
• 1x Vow of Lightning
• 1x Vow of Wildness
• 1x Wordmail
• 1x Zzzyxas's Abyss

Artifact (13)

• 1x Ashnod's Coupon
• 1x Bronze Calendar
• 1x Chaos Confetti
• 1x Darksteel Pendant
• 1x Darkwater Egg
• 1x Fodder Cannon
• 1x Jack-in-the-Mox
• 1x Jinxed Idol
• 1x Mindslaver
• 1x Mossfire Egg
• 1x Shadowblood Egg
• 1x Skycloud Egg
• 1x Sungrass Egg

Instant (42)

• 1x Blazing Salvo
• 1x Dead / Gone
• 1x Deal Damage
• 1x Disenchant
• 1x Disfigure
• 1x Essence Scatter
• 1x Explosive Growth
• 1x Eye to Eye
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Fire / Ice
• 1x Fog
• 1x Gallantry
• 1x Growth Spurt
• 1x Hindering Light
• 1x Illusion / Reality
• 1x Lightning Bolt
• 1x Lightning Storm
• 1x Memory Lapse
• 1x Negate
• 1x Night / Day
• 1x Number Crunch
• 1x Odds / Ends
• 1x Order / Chaos
• 1x Plummet
• 1x Reroute
• 1x Respite
• 1x Righteousness
• 1x Scout's Warning
• 1x Shock
• 1x Sickening Shoal
• 1x Spell Counter
• 1x Spite / Malice
• 1x Stand / Deliver
• 1x Stand Together
• 1x Swerve
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Terror
• 1x Trickery Charm
• 1x Wax / Wane
• 1x When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
• 1x Who / What / When / Where / Why
• 1x Wrecking Ball

Sorcery (23)

• 1x Assassinate
• 1x Assault / Battery
• 1x Browbeat
• 1x Crime / Punishment
• 1x Disentomb
• 1x Face to Face
• 1x Gerrard's Verdict
• 1x Gerrymandering
• 1x Gift of the Gargantuan
• 1x Illicit Auction
• 1x Innocent Blood
• 1x Life / Death
• 1x Mouth to Mouth
• 1x Pain / Suffering
• 1x Pure / Simple
• 1x Rise / Fall
• 1x Spelltwine
• 1x Taunt
• 1x Touch and Go
• 1x Treasured Find
• 1x Unearth
• 1x Unnerve
• 1x Wheel of Fate

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Sideboard

Enchantment (16)

• 1x Concordant Crossroads
• 1x Dream Halls
• 1x Everlasting Torment
• 1x Fecundity
• 1x Fervent Charge
• 1x Gibbering Descent
• 1x Gravity Well
• 1x Invasion Plans
• 1x Maelstrom Nexus
• 1x Mana Flare
• 1x Need for Speed
• 1x Prismatic Omen
• 1x Revelation
• 1x Rite of Passage
• 1x Rites of Flourishing
• 1x Vernal Equinox

Artifact (1)

• 1x Urza's Filter

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Maybeboard

Creature (3)

• 1x Centaur Healer
• 1x Desecrator Hag
• 1x Ninja of the Deep Hours

Instant (2)

• 1x Illusion / Reality
• 1x Stand / Deliver

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The 300 deck is a deck shared by all the players in a game. The deck contains a balanced mix of all types and colors of cards (except for planeswalkers, who would be too strong for the format). There are many Unglued and Unhinged cards to ensure maximum funnitude (but no "Artist mechanic" cards because they're lame). This deck is not meant to be taken seriously! I should also mention that the deck does not contain any "search your library for..." cards so that disgusting amounts of shuffling can be avoided. And don't forget to grab a pair of D6s - you'll need them for some of the cards.

SPECIAL RULES:

1. In order to avoid being mana-or-creature-screwed, there is a rule where you can discard either two lands or two nonland cards in order to reveal cards from the deck until you get the opposite of what you discarded (e.g. I discard a mountain and a plains, then reveal cards until a nonland card appears). All other cards revealed are then removed from the game. This entire action can only be done during your upkeep (or as a replacement for your draw step, but I'm not sure if I like that one).

2. A single card is placed face-up in front of the deck. Any player may swap a card in their hand for the other card at any time they could play an Instant. Quick, grab it!

3. Before each game, a player rolls a D20. Each roll corresponds with a different universal enchantment that will affect each player over the course of the game (e.g. Mana Flare would make each land produce double the mana). See the update for more details.

4. The maximum hand size is nine cards. At the beginning of each player's turn, that player draw two cards instead of one so that the pace of the game doesn't go too slowly. You can go with the regular one-card draw in larger games, but it's really just a matter of personal preference.

5. If you only have one Chaos Confetti, you can just rip up another card that you don't need. :3

NOTE: the cards in the Maybeboard are ones that I need to swap out, but don't have an alternative in mind. Any suggestions would be appreciated (as with the rest of the deck).ANOTHER NOTE: I realize that a lot of the white cards have two white mana in their costs. This can be a problem, and I'm not sure how to get around it without getting rid of some of the funniest cards in the deck. Hmm.

Date added	12 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 1 Mythic Rares 33 - 14 Rares 91 - 2 Uncommons 81 - 0 Commons
Cards	298
Avg. CMC	3.07
Tokens	Elephant 3/3 G, Morph 2/2 C