This deck is missing the BEST card ever. Scornful Egotist

tHat card has good, legitamate uses.

All joking aside, Scornful Egotist comes from a set that has legitimate reason for a 8 drop vanilla creature. There were cards that had you reveal a card from your hand and do something to X where X was the converted mana cost of the card, or something or other.

I incredibly dislike when its used as a joke card.... Because it was actually good once.

Old Fogey

Great deck for people on a budget.

dat sideboard tho

op af

sideboard so much op, call the judge

You really might want to consider Zephyr Spirit for your sideboard. It is one of the best cards in mtg.

Nah, stormie can handle everything.

But the value of a 1-use blocker for 6 mana is OP! I really think you need Zephyr Spirit

I don't think you understand how this works...

Storm Crow.

Holy shit, I never realized how much value Storm Crow has! With a card like that, your opponent might as well concede the moment they see it played! I'm Definitely going to use it in all of my decks, it's OP AF. Btw, You might want to run a few (hundred) Mirror Mockery so you can double your Stormies.

I dont feel like tearing reality.

Add one of these

and play it as land play, then tap it for the extra needed to split the Fireball, then use it to target another opponent in multiplayer.

You know, that way they'll kill themselves afterwards with a knife in a fit of bad-beat-depression (BBD) and you'll never have to play that particular opponent again.

That's all I can think of. Sorry.

I can't play that.

I just bought this deck on tcgplayer. Used a friend's credit card so its cool

*ex-friend

This deck is viable in the current modern meta. GG

I dont understand the synergy here. Its just way too slow and any control deck will rape you. This needs cycling. If nothing else, at least two Fluctuators

The synergy is basically "fuck you, look at my wallet."

And then you win.

I'm very disappointed you forgot to put in the "budget" tag

You fucking idiot.

noobaa22 :(

But dat estimated 1170000 dollar deck price tag bro.A very expensive joke.