77 Land Seismic Assault in Commander...Wait, What?

Commander / EDH

Decrepit_Angel

Land (77)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Badlands
• 1x Blackcleave Cliffs
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All
• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x City of Traitors
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Creeping Tar Pit
• 1x Darkslick Shores
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Gemstone Caverns
• 1x Glacial Chasm
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Great Furnace
• 8x Island
• 1x Lavaclaw Reaches
• 1x Mage-Ring Network
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Spirebluff Canal
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 16x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Isle
• 1x Tainted Peak
• 1x Temple of Deceit
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Tolaria West
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of Whispers
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Wandering Fumarole
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Zoetic Cavern

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Seismic Assault

Artifact (4)

• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Mox Opal

Instant (10)

• 1x Ad Nauseam
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Flusterstorm
• 1x Insidious Dreams
• 1x Long-Term Plans
• 1x Muddle the Mixture
• 1x Mystical Teachings
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Brainspoil
• 1x Cruel Tutor
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Rite of Flame
• 1x Treasure Hunt

Commander (1)

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So this absurd idea came into my head to take my old standard Molten Vortex deck and convert it into a commander deck (the standard version was 20xIsland, 20xMountain,8xR/U dual lands, 4 Molten Vortex, 4Treasure Cruise, 4 Day's Undoing for reference).

Now as you may guess, Molten Vortex would cost way too much red mana to effectively do anything in commander, especially with only having one in the deck so I decided to make quite possibly the stupidest glass cannon combo deck ever. Actually, not even a glass cannon, this is a Styrofoam cannon. That said, winning with Seismic Assault in a multiplayer format where people start at 40 life demands some abnormal deck building and this deck can definitely win, even as early as turn two with a good hand and if no one is paying attention or if no one has a counterspell to stop it. Just draw your whole library and discard lands until everyone dies. And it is glorious when it works.

How to pilot this deck:

Step 1: Mulligan into a hand with a tutor in it.

Step 2: Cast tutor, get Ad Nauseam

Step 3: Cast Ad Nauseam

Step 4: Draw entire Library, use fast mana rocks to play Seismic Assault

Step 5: ???

Step 6: Profit

Feel free to +1 if you like it.

Any recommendations are appreciated.

Notes:

Ad Nauseam has been averaging about 30 damage to me to draw the whole library. Varies based on how many tutors I burn through setting up the combo. Victory with this depends on how much damage you take up to that point but until someone figures out what you are doing, it is easy to claim you just flooded out and can't stop drawing lands so people will (theoretically) leave you alone. Hell, I just revealed my hand that had a Muddle the Mixture and 6 lands and everyone ignored me. Also not sure about the Ancient Tomb/City of Brass/any other land that can kill you cards yet. Going to test it out some more at my lgs this week and adjust it based on the results.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 0 Rares 11 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.09
Tokens	Morph 2/2 C