ಠ_ಠ Really Bro.... Really???

Commander / EDH Control Infinite Combo Mono-White Stax

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Creature (14)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Gold Myr
• 1x Iona, Shield of Emeria
• 1x Leonin Arbiter
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Loxodon Gatekeeper
• 1x Magus of the Tabernacle
• 1x Marble Titan
• 1x Planar Guide
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 1x Windborn Muse

Land (38)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Dust Bowl
• 1x Eiganjo Castle
• 1x Emeria, the Sky Ruin
• 1x Flagstones of Trokair
• 1x Fountain of Cho
• 1x Kor Haven
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 25x Plains
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale
• 1x Vesuva
• 1x Wasteland

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Guilty Conscience
• 1x Humility
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Leyline of Sanctity
• 1x Phyrexian Unlife
• 1x Rest in Peace
• 1x Rule of Law
• 1x Stony Silence
• 1x Worship

Artifact (26)

• 1x Arena of the Ancients
• 1x Bubble Matrix
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Cursed Totem
• 1x Ensnaring Bridge
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Grafdigger's Cage
• 1x Helm of Obedience
• 1x Juntu Stakes
• 1x Lich's Mirror
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Marble Diamond
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Mycosynth Lattice
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Null Rod
• 1x Smokestack
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sphere of Resistance
• 1x Static Orb
• 1x Storage Matrix
• 1x Tangle Wire
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Trinisphere
• 1x Winter Orb

Instant (2)

• 1x Angel's Grace
• 1x Enlightened Tutor

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Akroma's Vengeance
• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Balancing Act
• 1x Catastrophe
• 1x Global Ruin
• 1x Phyrexian Rebirth
• 1x Planar Cleansing
• 1x Wrath of God

Commander (1)

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Enchantment (1)

• 1x Blind Obedience

Artifact (1)

• 1x Clock of Omens

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So I heard you wanted to be annoying as possible. Well, you've come to the right place.

The entire idea of this deck is to try and make the game as unenjoyable for the other players as possible. When your deck is full of board wipes, hate, stax cards, ways for you to not die, and just plain dick stuff, this is pretty easy to do.

75% of the time, this deck doesn't win, and it's not intended to. Winning is not the focus of the deck, but making the game miserable is, so don't get discouraged if you don't win.

I'm not going to give this deck a long detailed description. It doesn't need one. All I am going to do is list some infinite combos and cool interactions.

So without further ado, here is your list, brought to you by yours truly.

Guilty Conscience + Stuffy Doll - Kill any player

Helm of Obedience + Rest in Peace - Exile Library

Mycosynth Lattice + Stony Silence - Total Lockdown

Humility + Juntu Stakes - Creatures don't untap

I plan to add more combos in the near future.

I HOPE YOU ENJOY! COMMENTS AND +1's ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED!

Thanks to Theplusone for the deck idea!

Top Ranked	Achieved #2 position overall 9 years ago
Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Key combos	Helm of Obedience + Rest in Peace Guilty Conscience + Stuffy Doll Mycosynth Lattice + Stony Silence Humility + Juntu Stakes
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 52 - 0 Rares 8 - 0 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.29
Tokens	Phyrexian Horror X/X C
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