A Betrayal of Everything I Held Sacred...

Standard* BG (Golgari) BR (Rakdos) BRG (Jund) Midrange RG (Gruul)

MikeLaserbeam

Creature (20)

• 4x Corpsejack Menace
• 4x Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch
• 4x Kalonian Hydra
• 4x Lotleth Troll
• 4x Sylvan Caryatid

Planeswalker (5)

• 3x Domri Rade
• 2x Garruk, Caller of Beasts

Land (23)

• 4x Blood Crypt
• 8x Forest
• 4x Overgrown Tomb
• 4x Stomping Ground
• 3x Swamp

Artifact (2)

• 2x Whip of Erebos

Instant (6)

• 3x Golgari Charm
• 3x Ranger's Guile

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Dreadbore

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Sideboard

Creature (5)

• 3x Mistcutter Hydra
• 2x Skylasher

Artifact (2)

• 2x Bow of Nylea

Instant (8)

• 3x Doom Blade
• 1x Golgari Charm
• 2x Putrefy
• 2x Savage Summoning

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So. I gave in and pulled the blue out of my lovely deck, Fattest Creatures 2013 in exchange for some red.

This enables me to skip the Master Biomancer shenanigans and finally give in to the almighty power of the hydra...

Kalonian Hydra is KING!

Corpsejack Menace lets his hydra-ness come out HUGE and swing as a 24/24.

Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch lets Kalonian Hydra attack on the turn he comes out, he's an insane threat as an 8/8 haste minimum. Exava also gets a nice bonus from Corpsejack Menace if he's out first, tasty stuff.

Sylvan Caryatid keeps us up to speed, allowing a potential Turn 4 hydra and some excellent mana fixing.

Lotleth Troll is just the early-game anti-aggro creature I've been looking for, he stalls the board with regeneration and can become fatter later on if I really want to feed him some Caryatids.

Dreadbore is... well Dreadbore is 2-mana removal for close to anything. That's exactly what I want, cheap removal that works against almost anything without complaints. (I'm looking at you Doom Blade) Sure, it isn't instant, but let's just pretend that doesn't bother me...

Domri Rade is amazing, pulling extra creatures into my hand and helping my fatties remove others, Domri rocks.

The rest sort of speak for themselves! This is still a work in progress, so give me some time to get things working right, but for now give me some advice!

Top Ranked	Achieved #95 position overall 11 years ago
Date added	11 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 34 - 9 Rares 3 - 6 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.08
Tokens	Emblem Domri Rade, Emblem Garruk, Caller of Beasts
Folders	Bra decks, fgsdfv
Based on	Fattest Creatures 2014 MikeLaserbeam STD