A Deck of Playing Cards

Casual BRGW Casual Jank Theme/Gimmick Tokens

Marioaddict

Creature (24)

• 1x Ant Queen
• 1x Archwing Dragon
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Brimaz, King of Oreskos
• 1x Cemetery Reaper
• 1x Coffin Queen
• 1x Disciple of the Vault
• 1x Eladamri, Lord of Leaves
• 1x Goblin Fireslinger
• 1x Goblin King
• 1x Goblin Rabblemaster
• 1x Gonti, Lord of Luxury
• 1x Grunn, the Lonely King
• 1x Imperious Perfect
• 1x Jhovall Queen
• 1x King Macar, the Gold-Cursed
• 1x Konda, Lord of Eiganjo
• 1x Krosan Drover
• 1x Lathliss, Dragon Queen
• 1x Lord of Shatterskull Pass
• 1x Phantom General
• 1x Soul's Attendant
• 1x Twilight Drover
• 1x Undead Warchief

Land (18)

• 1x Barbarian Ring
• 1x Blackcleave Cliffs
• 1x Blooming Marsh
• 1x Cabal Pit
• 1x Centaur Garden
• 1x Concealed Courtyard
• 1x Copperline Gorge
• 1x Forbidding Watchtower
• 1x Ghitu Encampment
• 1x Inspiring Vantage
• 1x Leechridden Swamp
• 1x Madblind Mountain
• 1x Mistveil Plains
• 1x Nomad Stadium
• 1x Razorverge Thicket
• 1x Sapseep Forest
• 1x Spawning Pool
• 1x Treetop Village

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Shape of the Wiitigo

Artifact (10)

• 1x Angel's Feather
• 1x Animation Module
• 1x Demon's Horn
• 1x Dragon's Claw
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Tower of Calamities
• 1x Tower of Champions
• 1x Tower of Eons
• 1x Tower of Murmurs
• 1x Wurm's Tooth

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Ajani's Influence
• 1x Book Burning
• 1x Commune with Nature
• 1x Conqueror's Pledge
• 1x Hex
• 1x Liliana's Spoils
• 1x Sarkhan's Dragonfire

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Artifact (4)

• 1x Mox Emerald
• 1x Mox Jet
• 1x Mox Pearl
• 1x Mox Ruby

Instant (4)

• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Giant Growth
• 1x Healing Salve
• 1x Lightning Bolt

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This deck should not be taken seriously. It's merely the result of a very dumb idea I had for making a deck themed around regular old playing cards. I did my best to make it at least a little playable (and I guess it sort of works as a token deck? IDK), but I don't really care about the viability tbh - just wanted to see if I could even make this work.

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Card List:

SPADES - Black

• Ace: Disciple of the Vault
• Two: Leechridden Swamp
• Three: Cemetery Reaper
• Four: Undead Warchief
• Five: Liliana's Spoils
• Six: Hex
• Seven: Cabal Pit
• Eight: Tower of Murmurs
• Nine: Demon's Horn
• Ten: Spawning Pool
• Jack: Gonti, Lord of Luxury
• Queen: Coffin Queen
• King: King Macar, the Gold-Cursed

HEARTS - Red

• Ace: Goblin Fireslinger
• Two: Madblind Mountain
• Three: Goblin Rabblemaster
• Four: Archwing Dragon
• Five: Sarkhan's Dragonfire
• Six: Book Burning
• Seven: Barbarian Ring
• Eight: Tower of Calamities
• Nine: Dragon's Claw
• Ten: Ghitu Encampment
• Jack: Lord of Shatterskull Pass
• Queen: Lathliss, Dragon Queen
• King: Goblin King

CLUBS - Green

• Ace: Birds of Paradise
• Two: Sapseep Forest
• Three: Imperious Perfect
• Four: Krosan Drover
• Five: Commune with Nature
• Six: Shape of the Wiitigo
• Seven: Centaur Garden
• Eight: Tower of Champions
• Nine: Wurm's Tooth
• Ten: Treetop Village
• Jack: Eladamri, Lord of Leaves
• Queen: Ant Queen
• King: Grunn, the Lonely King

DIAMONDS - White

• Ace: Soul's Attendant
• Two: Mistveil Plains
• Three: Twilight Drover
• Four: Phantom General
• Five: Ajani's Influence
• Six: Conqueror's Pledge
• Seven: Nomad Stadium
• Eight: Tower of Eons
• Nine: Angel's Feather
• Ten: Forbidding Watchtower
• Jack: Konda, Lord of Eiganjo
• Queen: Jhovall Queen
• King: Brimaz, King of Oreskos

JOKERS - Colorless

• Animation Module
• Helm of the Host

OTHER

• Blackcleave Cliffs
• Copperline Gorge
• Razorverge Thicket
• Concealed Courtyard
• Blooming Marsh
• Inspiring Vantage

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For explanations of why I chose the cards I did:

Colors-wise: Black and Red because... duh. Green & White 'cause the symbols sorta look like Clubs and Diamonds, respectively.

Aces are 1-drops. Additionally, they all have a 1 in their rules text.

Twos all have abilities that can only activate if you have 2 or more permanents of a matching color.

Threes and Fours have a CMC matching their number.

Fives all look at the top five cards of your deck.

Sixes have 6 in their rules text.

Sevens have Threshold (or; you need seven cards in the graveyard).

Eights have an 8 mana tap ability.

Nines are from the lucky charm cycle used from Ninth edition onwards.

Tens are creature lands from Tenth edition.

Jacks, Queens, and Kings have "Lord", "Queen", and "King" in their names, respectively.

Jokers are... well, just colorless cards I thought would sorta work well with the other cards? And they both kinda fit the "Wild Card" aspect of Jokers, so... eh.

And the extras are just there so any madman who tries playing this deck can avoid getting mana starved.

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If you've got a few million dollars lying around, then I recommend swapping out the Nines for Mox Jet, Mox Ruby, Mox Emerald, and Mox Pearl. Not only does this drastically improve the quality of the deck (I mean, it's still a terrible deck, but they at least make it almost viable), but in my opinion it fits much better thematically (get it? 'cause... 'cause they're part of the Power Nine). You could also swap the Threes for the appropriately colored Boons (thankfully, this deck doesn't have Blue, so no need for Ancestral Recall), though personally I think the current 3-drops work a little better with the deck.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	2 years
Exclude colors	U
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 33 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.50
Tokens	Cat Soldier 1/1 W, Copy Clone, Dragon 5/5 R, Elf Warrior 1/1 G, Goblin 1/1 R, Gold, Insect 1/1 G, Kor Soldier 1/1 W, Servo 1/1 C, Spirit 1/1 W, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	Mario's Magic Meme-ery