A good way to lose friends

Commander / EDH Control Group Slug GW (Selesnya) Hatebears Multiplayer

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Douchebags (39)

• 1x Alms Collector
• 1x Angel of Jubilation
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Collector Ouphe
• 1x Containment Priest
• 1x Dauntless Escort
• 1x Dragonlord Dromoka
• 1x Eidolon of Rhetoric
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Glowrider
• 1x God-Eternal Oketra
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Hushwing Gryff
• 1x Kamahl, Fist of Krosa
• 1x Kataki, War's Wage
• 1x Knight of Autumn
• 1x Leonin Arbiter
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Loxodon Gatekeeper
• 1x Manglehorn
• 1x Mentor of the Meek
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Prowling Serpopard
• 1x Qasali Pridemage
• 1x Runic Armasaur
• 1x Scavenging Ooze
• 1x Selfless Spirit
• 1x Shalai, Voice of Plenty
• 1x Sigarda, Host of Herons
• 1x Spirit of the Labyrinth
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Tocatli Honor Guard
• 1x Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
• 1x Vryn Wingmare
• 1x Windborn Muse

LandHateToo (36)

• 1x Arch of Orazca
• 1x Bountiful Promenade
• 1x Brushland
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Emeria, the Sky Ruin
• 5x Forest
• 1x Gavony Township
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Kor Haven
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 10x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Saltcrusted Steppe
• 1x Secluded Steppe
• 1x Selesnya Sanctuary
• 1x Stirring Wildwood
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of Plenty
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Tranquil Thicket

Disgusting Rocks (5)

• 1x Damping Sphere
• 1x Lifecrafter's Bestiary
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Torpor Orb

BoringSpells (2)

• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Winds of Abandon

Commander (1)

AnnoyingTales (13)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Cryptolith Rite
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Luminarch Ascension
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Rest in Peace
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Solemnity
• 1x Stony Silence
• 1x Sylvan Library

SmallTalk (4)

• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Worldly Tutor

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Douchebags (3)

• 1x Archon of Valor's Reach
• 1x Avacyn's Pilgrim
• 1x Ohran Frostfang

Disgusting Rocks (1)

• 1x Selesnya Signet

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First attempt at a Hatebears Deck. If you think there are certain cards missing, please recommend them to me.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.89
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, City's Blessing, Treasure, Zombie Warrior 4/4 B
Folders	Just ready to buy