A standard deck that will never rotate
Standard
SCORE: 193 | 52 COMMENTS | 20181 VIEWS | IN 5 FOLDERS
Jimmy_Chinchila says... #3
Thanks for giving this guy such a high average deck rating, community, this dumb joke really deserves it. I'm glad y'all can +1 this shit but not actual decks. Thanks for making a mockery of the site and its voting system. -1 all day.
Ps every time I go into my inventory I'm sick of seeing this garbage recommended.
October 4, 2015 11:04 p.m.
There is no official stance on joke decks, nor should there be (in my personal opinion).
October 5, 2015 5:01 a.m.
chessmaster156 says... #5
If you want to go complain about decks, instead go make a good deck and cycle it. See if people like it. Some people appreciate humor, and they have every right too. It is a +1 not a 10 dollar bill. Why are you even wasting your time commenting then if you think this is overly stupid? I'm sorry you have the personality of a rock.
October 5, 2015 10:26 p.m.
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October 6, 2015 11:04 a.m.
chessmaster156 says... #8
Check out the gallery, you will laugh your a** off.
October 13, 2015 5:45 p.m.
I am from Pr0 T0ur and I can confirm that this will never rotate.
10/10 and a +1 from me, good sir!
October 14, 2015 10 p.m.
You'll never suffer from the always-annoying plight of getting mana-jacked with this deck!
October 18, 2015 10:22 p.m.
FallFromGlory says... #12
How can you tell if you have a bad hand and have to mulligan?
November 8, 2015 12:29 p.m.
chessmaster156 says... #13
You want access to most or all of your colors in your opening hand.
November 15, 2015 6:57 p.m.
AvacynAngelofHope says... #14
Well, that would destroy my Kaalia deck. I don't know what I'd do...
December 12, 2015 11:05 p.m.
espercharm says... #15
I'm considering playing this deck in modern. So far it is 72 and 3 against the eldrazi decks and 183 and 2 against other decks. This deck is beyond broken. It needs to be banned. I think this brokenness could do well in legacy possibly even break it.
February 20, 2016 12:49 a.m.
jupitermoonwalker says... #16
Wow, this is crazy but I run this exact deck at my FNM, but I through some Storm Crow's in to mix things up
March 31, 2016 5:40 a.m.
Thund3r_C0ugar says... #17
This deck isn't nearly as strong as Islands, but is a good budget alternative.
April 25, 2016 8:03 a.m.
RoadToHighPriority says... #21
i played this deck at FTM and made a lot of people laugh +1 11/10 would waste 5$ at ftm to look at the peoples faces when I just keep putting out lands
August 10, 2016 4:38 p.m.
RoadToHighPriority says... #22
i played this deck at FTM and made a lot of people laugh +1 11/10 would waste 5$ at ftm to look at the peoples faces when I just keep putting out lands
August 10, 2016 4:39 p.m.
Needs more Wastes.
ACDAMAN it's not that hard to get to #1 with a joke deck.
In fact, it's easier than with a playable deck.
I've done it three times.
June 19, 2017 4:09 a.m. Edited.
BaneoftheSith says... #25
Honestly, I think it could be better;
Take out 2x Forest, 2x Island, 2x Mountain, 2x Plains, and 2x Swamp
Add in 10x Wastes
espercharm says... #1
This deck is amazing. So far in testing with it i'm 72-0. The only deck that could beat it is a modern islands and storm crow deck. Nice deck. Hope it top eights a grand prix.
September 28, 2015 9:59 p.m.