A standard deck that will never rotate

Standard chessmaster156

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espercharm says... #1

This deck is amazing. So far in testing with it i'm 72-0. The only deck that could beat it is a modern islands and storm crow deck. Nice deck. Hope it top eights a grand prix.

September 28, 2015 9:59 p.m.

21ryanx says... #2

I know Jdvanliew

September 30, 2015 2:11 a.m.

Thanks for giving this guy such a high average deck rating, community, this dumb joke really deserves it. I'm glad y'all can +1 this shit but not actual decks. Thanks for making a mockery of the site and its voting system. -1 all day.

Ps every time I go into my inventory I'm sick of seeing this garbage recommended.

Epochalyptik, ChiefBell?

October 4, 2015 11:04 p.m.

ChiefBell says... #4

There is no official stance on joke decks, nor should there be (in my personal opinion).

October 5, 2015 5:01 a.m.

chessmaster156 says... #5

If you want to go complain about decks, instead go make a good deck and cycle it. See if people like it. Some people appreciate humor, and they have every right too. It is a +1 not a 10 dollar bill. Why are you even wasting your time commenting then if you think this is overly stupid? I'm sorry you have the personality of a rock.

October 5, 2015 10:26 p.m.

SageKey says... #6

Were pulling out of the driveway, we all know what that means! It's time for another drive to work! Okay. So today we're gonna be talking about Pro Tour Battle for Zendikar where 5 major cards got banned for being centerpieces of an incredibly powerful deck. But first...

October 6, 2015 11:04 a.m.

L0stinExile says... #7

Ten outta ten, would play.

October 13, 2015 5:26 p.m.

chessmaster156 says... #8

Check out the gallery, you will laugh your a** off.

October 13, 2015 5:45 p.m.

Jenica says... #9

I am from Pr0 T0ur and I can confirm that this will never rotate.

10/10 and a +1 from me, good sir!

October 14, 2015 10 p.m.

TyroMaven says... #10

You'll never suffer from the always-annoying plight of getting mana-jacked with this deck!

October 18, 2015 10:22 p.m.

phil125 says... #11

You forgot Evolving Wilds

October 19, 2015 7:15 p.m.

FallFromGlory says... #12

How can you tell if you have a bad hand and have to mulligan?

November 8, 2015 12:29 p.m.

You want access to most or all of your colors in your opening hand.

November 15, 2015 6:57 p.m.

Well, that would destroy my Kaalia deck. I don't know what I'd do...

December 12, 2015 11:05 p.m.

espercharm says... #15

I'm considering playing this deck in modern. So far it is 72 and 3 against the eldrazi decks and 183 and 2 against other decks. This deck is beyond broken. It needs to be banned. I think this brokenness could do well in legacy possibly even break it.

February 20, 2016 12:49 a.m.

Wow, this is crazy but I run this exact deck at my FNM, but I through some Storm Crow's in to mix things up

March 31, 2016 5:40 a.m.

This deck isn't nearly as strong as Islands, but is a good budget alternative.

April 25, 2016 8:03 a.m.

Dinohunter23 says... #18

Dang Rickrolling!

May 9, 2016 9:40 a.m.

Argy says... #19

Deckrolling.

June 20, 2016 11:10 a.m.

Angry_Fister says... #20

Dickrolled

July 22, 2016 5:44 p.m.

i played this deck at FTM and made a lot of people laugh +1 11/10 would waste 5$ at ftm to look at the peoples faces when I just keep putting out lands

August 10, 2016 4:38 p.m.

i played this deck at FTM and made a lot of people laugh +1 11/10 would waste 5$ at ftm to look at the peoples faces when I just keep putting out lands

August 10, 2016 4:39 p.m.

HOLY CRAP THIS REACHED #1 POSITION WOW GG

June 18, 2017 8:33 p.m.

Argy says... #24

Needs more Wastes.

ACDAMAN it's not that hard to get to #1 with a joke deck.

In fact, it's easier than with a playable deck.

I've done it three times.

June 19, 2017 4:09 a.m. Edited.

BaneoftheSith says... #25

Honestly, I think it could be better;

Take out 2x Forest, 2x Island, 2x Mountain, 2x Plains, and 2x Swamp

Add in 10x Wastes

September 2, 2017 7:10 a.m.

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