All I Do Is Win (aka "Pardonf*ck?")

Canadian Highlander Five Color Jank

Seskra

Land (88)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Badlands
• 1x Bayou
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Cascading Cataracts
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Crosis's Catacombs
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Darigaaz's Caldera
• 1x Dark Depths
• 1x Dimir Guildgate
• 1x Dromar's Cavern
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 3x Forest
• 1x Frontier Bivouac
• 1x Gateway Plaza
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Golgari Guildgate
• 1x Gruul Guildgate
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 3x Island
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Maze's End
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Opulent Palace
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 3x Plains
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Rith's Grove
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Seaside Citadel
• 1x Selesnya Guildgate
• 1x Simic Guildgate
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Taiga
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of Abandon
• 1x Temple of Deceit
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Temple of Plenty
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Temple of Triumph
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Transguild Promenade
• 1x Treva's Ruins
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Creature (46)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Azor's Elocutors
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 1x Child of Alara
• 1x Courser of Kruphix
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x District Guide
• 1x Etrata, the Silencer
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Fierce Empath
• 1x Fortune Thief
• 1x Fusion Elemental
• 1x Gatecreeper Vine
• 1x Grozoth
• 1x Hellkite Tyrant
• 1x Horde of Notions
• 1x Igneous Pouncer
• 1x Jhessian Zombies
• 1x Knight of the Reliquary
• 1x Knotvine Mystic
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Leovold, Emissary of Trest
• 1x Maelstrom Archangel
• 1x Maelstrom Wanderer
• 1x Magister Sphinx
• 1x Melira, Sylvok Outcast
• 1x Noble Hierarch
• 1x Pale Recluse
• 1x Phage the Untouchable
• 1x Phyrexian Revoker
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Progenitor Mimic
• 1x Progenitus
• 1x Sanctum Plowbeast
• 1x Snapcaster Mage
• 1x Sylvan Caryatid
• 1x Titania, Protector of Argoth
• 1x Torrential Gearhulk
• 1x Transguild Courier
• 1x Treasure Mage
• 1x Tree of Perdition
• 1x Trophy Mage
• 1x Valley Rannet
• 1x Vedalken Aethermage
• 1x Yidris, Maelstrom Wielder

Enchantment (19)

• 1x Barren Glory
• 1x Battle of Wits
• 1x Epic Struggle
• 1x Helix Pinnacle
• 1x Imprisoned in the Moon
• 1x Maelstrom Nexus
• 1x Market Festival
• 1x Mayael's Aria
• 1x Mechanized Production
• 1x Mortal Combat
• 1x Near-Death Experience
• 1x Nylea's Presence
• 1x Prismatic Omen
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Sterling Grove
• 1x Test of Endurance
• 1x The Mirari Conjecture
• 1x Triskaidekaphobia
• 1x Worship

Planeswalker (10)

• 1x Liliana Vess
• 1x Nahiri, the Harbinger
• 1x Nicol Bolas, God-Pharaoh
• 1x Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker
• 1x Sorin Markov
• 1x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon
• 1x Vraska, Golgari Queen
• 1x Vraska, Relic Seeker
• 1x Vraska, Scheming Gorgon
• 1x Vraska the Unseen

Artifact (6)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Door to Nothingness
• 1x Lich's Mirror
• 1x Quicksilver Amulet
• 1x Ring of Three Wishes
• 1x Spine of Ish Sah

Instant (42)

• 1x Angel's Grace
• 1x Bant Charm
• 1x Cancel
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cryptic Command *list*
• 1x Cyclonic RiftGC
• 1x Demonic Consultation
• 1x Disallow
• 1x Discombobulate
• 1x Dissipate
• 1x Dissolve
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened TutorGC
• 1x Esper Charm
• 1x Essence Scatter
• 1x Fog
• 1x Force of WillGC
• 1x Hidetsugu's Second Rite
• 1x Increasing Vengeance
• 1x Long-Term Plans
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Mana Leak
• 1x Muddle the Mixture
• 1x Mystic Confluence
• 1x Mystical TutorGC
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Rebuff the Wicked
• 1x Render Silent
• 1x Settle the Wreckage
• 1x Silumgar's Command
• 1x Soul Manipulation
• 1x Spell Snare
• 1x Spinal Embrace
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Sylvan Reclamation
• 1x Tainted Strike
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Vampiric TutorGC
• 1x Voidslime
• 1x Wizard's Retort
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Sorcery (39)

• 1x Approach of the Second Sun
• 1x Behold the Beyond
• 1x Brainspoil
• 1x Call the Gatewatch
• 1x Circuitous Route
• 1x Coalition Victory
• 1x Conflux
• 1x Cruel Tutor
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Dark Petition
• 1x Demonic Collusion
• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 1x Devastation Tide
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Gaea's Balance
• 1x Gaze of Granite
• 1x Grave Upheaval
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Hour of Devastation
• 1x Hour of Promise
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Increasing Ambition
• 1x Madcap Experiment
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Replenish
• 1x River's Rebuke
• 1x Shard Convergence
• 1x Spoils of Victory
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Sylvan Scrying
• 1x Sylvan Tutor
• 1x Triumph of the Hordes
• 1x Vindicate
• 1x Vraska's Scorn
• 1x Wheel of Fortune
• 1x Worldfire
• 1x Wrath of God

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250-card WUBRG mono-AltWinCon nonsense. It is absolutely perfect in every conceivable way with no discernible flaws whatsoever.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	5 years
Card Score	7 / 20
Legality	This deck is Canadian Highlander legal.
Rarity (main - side)	35 - 0 Mythic Rares 120 - 0 Rares 48 - 0 Uncommons 32 - 0 Commons
Cards	250
Avg. CMC	3.99
Tokens	Assassin 1/1 B w/ Player Killer, Copy Clone, Elemental 5/3 G, Emblem Vraska, Golgari Queen, Marit Lage, Morph 2/2 C, Pirate 2/2 B, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B