Allies (or, "ETB Effects Joygasm")

Casual Allies GW (Selesnya)

jules11788

Land (22)

• 4x Ally Encampment
• 2x Forest
• 4x Plains
• 3x Sunpetal Grove
• 4x Temple Garden
• 4x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Bastion

Artifact (2)

• 2x Captain's Claws

Creature (19)

• 3x Adaptive Automaton
• 4x Hada Freeblade
• 2x Kabira Evangel
• 4x Kazandu Blademaster
• 2x Ondu Cleric
• 4x Oran-Rief Survivalist

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Lead the Stampede

Instant (7)

• 3x Cloudshift
• 3x Collected Company
• 1x Ghostway

Planeswalker (2)

• 2x Gideon, Ally of Zendikar

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Hardened Scales

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None of that Axis shit around here! We run that ETB nonsense all day, son.

Let me illustrate how this deck works:

Captain's Claws : Buff, then make more creatures, which in turn makes my existing creatures trigger their ETB effects.

Collected Company : Mmmmm, digging. That shit makes my 'giney tingle.

Cloudshift : Dodges removal and then makes shit bigger.

Forest : Forests make great hiding places for those ETB effects.

Ghostway : Wait, you mean I can dodge mass removal and make all my ETB effects re-trigger an amount of times equal to the amount of creatures I control? BRO!

Gideon, Ally of Zendikar : A planeswalker that makes more creatures in order to buff my existing creatures. This guy is a serious brotastic masterpiece.

Grasslands : Where else are the cows going to graze?

Hada Freeblade : Makes shit bigger.

Harabaz Druid : Makes shit bigger and then makes mana.

Hardened Scales : Makes the process of making shit bigger happen even faster. Bro, do you even scale?

Kabira Evangel : Makes shit bigger and then gives it protection from whoever is trying to block you.

Kazandu Blademaster : Vigilance, First Strike, and it makes shit bigger.

Lead the Stampede : How many creature cards do you want to draw this turn? Me: Yes.

Ondu Cleric : Heals me as it makes shit bigger.

Oran-Rief Survivalist : Makes shit bigger.

Plains : What about trains and automobiles?

Sunpetal Grove : Who doesn't want a giant flower in their backyard?

Temple Garden : This is the place where you pray to Gaea.

Windswept Heath : Sorry, I ran out of terrible puns.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 31 - 0 Rares 12 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.24
Tokens	Emblem Gideon, Ally of Zendikar, Knight Ally 2/2 W, Kor Ally 1/1 W