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Allies (or, "ETB Effects Joygasm")

Casual Allies GW (Selesnya)

jules11788


None of that Axis shit around here! We run that ETB nonsense all day, son.

Let me illustrate how this deck works:

Captain's Claws : Buff, then make more creatures, which in turn makes my existing creatures trigger their ETB effects.

Collected Company : Mmmmm, digging. That shit makes my 'giney tingle.

Cloudshift : Dodges removal and then makes shit bigger.

Forest : Forests make great hiding places for those ETB effects.

Ghostway : Wait, you mean I can dodge mass removal and make all my ETB effects re-trigger an amount of times equal to the amount of creatures I control? BRO!

Gideon, Ally of Zendikar : A planeswalker that makes more creatures in order to buff my existing creatures. This guy is a serious brotastic masterpiece.

Grasslands : Where else are the cows going to graze?

Hada Freeblade : Makes shit bigger.

Harabaz Druid : Makes shit bigger and then makes mana.

Hardened Scales : Makes the process of making shit bigger happen even faster. Bro, do you even scale?

Kabira Evangel : Makes shit bigger and then gives it protection from whoever is trying to block you.

Kazandu Blademaster : Vigilance, First Strike, and it makes shit bigger.

Lead the Stampede : How many creature cards do you want to draw this turn? Me: Yes.

Ondu Cleric : Heals me as it makes shit bigger.

Oran-Rief Survivalist : Makes shit bigger.

Plains : What about trains and automobiles?

Sunpetal Grove : Who doesn't want a giant flower in their backyard?

Temple Garden : This is the place where you pray to Gaea.

Windswept Heath : Sorry, I ran out of terrible puns.

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Date added 10 years
Last updated 5 years
Legality

This deck is Casual legal.

Rarity (main - side)

2 - 0 Mythic Rares

31 - 0 Rares

12 - 0 Uncommons

9 - 0 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 2.24
Tokens Emblem Gideon, Ally of Zendikar, Knight Ally 2/2 W, Kor Ally 1/1 W
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