American Weiners Are The Best...Kind Of

Standard Aggro RUW (Jeskai, America) RW (Boros) Weenie

daltonnelson

Creature (15)

• 3x Boros Elite
• 3x Favored Hoplite
• 3x Hopeful Eidolon
• 3x Legion Loyalist
• 3x Soldier of the Pantheon

Land (20)

• 3x Hallowed Fountain
• 2x Island
• 3x Mountain
• 5x Plains
• 4x Sacred Foundry
• 3x Steam Vents

Enchantment (11)

• 4x Chained to the Rocks
• 3x Detention Sphere
• 4x Legion's Initiative

Artifact (4)

• 4x Door of Destinies

Instant (7)

• 3x Azorius Charm
• 4x Boros Charm

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Supreme Verdict

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Sideboard

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Madcap Skills

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They say that size matters. When it comes to the size of dicking that your opponent is receiving from your battalion of creatures, that saying also applies. The goal of this deck here is to swarm the field early with your 1 drops. Between turn 4-6 you should hopefully have a Supreme Verdict in your hand to wipe the board. With any luck you will be able to board wipe on turn 6 and protect your own creatures Boros Charm or a Legion's Initiative . Then when your opponent is defenseless, you can peck them to death with your weiners! Door of Destinies exists in this deck because all your creatures are soldiers. Hopeful Eidolon is the only exclusion but his minimal life gain has made differences in games against other people. Azorius Charm is a pretty tight butthole utility in the fact that you could gain life, stop your opponent's offenses, or draw a card. Really, this deck is pretty simple. American Weiners... no muss, no fuss, and it always gets the job done!

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 31 - 0 Rares 13 - 0 Uncommons 3 - 2 Commons
Cards	61
Avg. CMC	2.00