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My darling monk deserved a better name, so I have atoned for my low quality, punless errors of the past.

Maybe one day, I'll be able to add new cards to a deck without going overboard, but probably not

**Disclaimer: This deck name has no bearing or connection to my political opinions. I just like snarky deck names; don't bother me.

American Welfare:

  1. You get free things you didn't work for, isn't it great? As if it's designed this way...

  2. I generate value off my magnanimous behavior. Through unethical methods, those cards and lifegain help me along.

  3. You become dependent upon my tokens, permanents, etc. to survive, teaching this to your progeny. As a cost of such things, I increase taxes to help you maintain an edge

  4. I amass wild reserves of wealth and pretend my opulence is ours to share, whilst increasing taxes again. Surely taxes will improve things, since more money collected means more for helping others.

  5. I cause inflation from the shadows, upping taxes and shifting the burden to you, letting you perish with nothing.

Wincons:

A. Combat damage with soldiers & angels, the very, very last resort.

B. Illusion of Grandeur + Venser Sojourner to etb for lifegain, give it away, bounce it out to make em lose 20, and repeat as needed.

C. Grab Test of Endurance to end things out. I took out felidar since it's too easy, and I like my shenanigans. It's the loom before the doom

D. Big Wipe: Enchanted Evening + Cleansing Meditation with threshold met. this wins indirectly by folks scooping from not being able to deal or by combat damage while folks try to setup again works.

E. Big Taxing: Let Aura Thief die with Enchanted Evening out, and I either use other folks' stuff to win, or they scoop because it's just dastardly.

F. Gear up: Zedruu plus the fancy helm, usually in conjunction with D or E, as there's no opposition then :)

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Same overall theme, swapped some cards for better synergy, mana availability, and just general synergy increase.

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Date added 9 years
Last updated 3 years
Legality

This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

11 - 0 Mythic Rares

58 - 1 Rares

35 - 0 Uncommons

13 - 0 Commons

Cards 133
Avg. CMC 3.28
Tokens Angel 4/4 W, Elephant 3/3 G, Emblem Venser, the Sojourner, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Goat 0/1 W, On an Adventure, Pegasus 2/2 W, Soldier 1/1 RW, Soldier 1/1 W, Treasure
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