An Extremely Wrong Simic Deck

Commander / EDH Construct Golem GU (Simic) Tokens

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Lands (35)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Alchemist's Refuge
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 8x Forest
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 7x Island
• 1x Novijen, Heart of Progress
• 1x Phyrexia's Core
• 1x Power Depot
• 1x Rejuvenating Springs
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rimewood Falls
• 1x Riptide Laboratory
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 1x Study Hall
• 1x Tanglepool Bridge
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Tree of Tales

Isochron Scepter Package (6)

• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Double Major
• 1x Growth Spiral
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Isochron Scepter
• 1x Return to Nature

Tutors (3)

• 1x Kuldotha Forgemaster
• 1x Reshape
• 1x Whir of Invention

Ramp (2)

• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Sylvan Scrying

Treasure Mage Package (10)

• 1x Darksteel Colossus
• 1x Darksteel Forge
• 1x Ingenuity Engine
• 1x Maelstrom Colossus
• 1x Metalwork Colossus
• 1x Mycosynth Golem
• 1x Phyrexian Triniform
• 1x Spine of Ish Sah
• 1x Treasure Mage
• 1x Triplicate Titan

Tribute Mage Package (8)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Blade of Selves
• 1x Etherium Sculptor
• 1x Ichor Wellspring
• 1x Mycosynth Wellspring
• 1x Steel Overseer
• 1x Throne of Geth
• 1x Tribute Mage

Clue, Food, Treasure, or All Three (7)

• 1x Fae Offering
• 1x Hard Evidence
• 1x Tamiyo's Journal
• 1x Tireless Provisioner
• 1x Trail of Evidence
• 1x Ulvenwald Mysteries
• 1x Wavesifter

Trinket Mage Package (4)

• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Trinket Mage
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

Endgame Enablers (2)

• 1x Masterful Replication
• 1x Rise and Shine

Untap (2)

• 1x Unwinding Clock
• 1x Wilderness Reclamation

Commander (1)

Trophy Mage Package (8)

• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Cloud Key
• 1x Foundry Inspector
• 1x Mimic Vat
• 1x Scrapyard Recombiner
• 1x Shimmer Myr
• 1x Skyclave Relic
• 1x Trophy Mage

Copy Machines (6)

• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Lithoform Engine
• 1x Prototype Portal
• 1x Replication Technique
• 1x Rite of Replication
• 1x Second Harvest

Value (6)

• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Padeem, Consul of Innovation
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Sage of Lat-Nam
• 1x Trading Post

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Sideboard

Other (3)

• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 1x Core Prowler
• 1x Mana Drain

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I have never worked so hard to make something so on-its-face incorrect. This is a Simic Artifact deck that uses Adrix and Nev, Twincasters to spam the board with artifact tokens that can then be turned into extremely scary creatures like Phyrexian Triniform or Triplicate Titan using Masterful Replication that will, in turn, die and turn into more tokens that perpetuate this awful cycle. You can also use Rise and Shine to turn your Food , Clue , and Treasure tokens into 0/0 Constructs with four +1/+1 counters which opens them up to benefiting from Proliferate.

Q: What's with the Sideboard cards? Wouldn't they be better in the main deck?

A: Yes. However, my playgroup isn't so competitive to warrant that kind of firepower. If you (a deranged lunatic playing this deck) are tabled with other deranged lunatics, then you should most definitely slot those in.

I tried to list the cheapest version of each card in this deck. I like using variants (especially extended arts and Mystical Archives) but you do not have to.

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 2 Mythic Rares 39 - 0 Rares 21 - 1 Uncommons 19 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.86
Tokens	Clue, Copy Clone, Crab, Food, Goat 0/1 W, Golem 3/3 C, Golem 3/3 C w/ Flying, Golem 3/3 C w/ Trample, Golem 3/3 C w/ Vigilance, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Phyrexian Golem 3/3 C, Treasure