An Unceasing Onslaught of Faceless Goons

Commander / EDH* BUG (Sultai) Casual Theme/Gimmick

AlchemistAce

Creature (29)

• 1x Abhorrent Oculus
• 1x Bane of the Living
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Deathmist Raptor
• 1x Grim Haruspex
• 1x Hauntwoods Shrieker
• 1x High Fae Trickster
• 1x Hullbreaker Horror
• 1x Ixidor, Reality Sculptor
• 1x Ixidron
• 1x Kadena's Silencer
• 1x Kheru Spellsnatcher
• 1x Kozilek, the Broken Reality
• 1x Mischievous Quanar
• 1x Mistfire Weaver
• 1x Muldrotha, the Gravetide
• 1x Primal Whisperer
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Stratus Dancer
• 1x Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
• 1x Thieving Amalgam
• 1x Thousand Winds
• 1x Vannifar, Evolved Enigma
• 1x Vesuvan Shapeshifter
• 1x Vizier of the Menagerie
• 1x Voidmage Apprentice
• 1x Voidmage Prodigy
• 1x Willbender
• 1x Zimone, Mystery Unraveler

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Exploration
• 1x Gift of Doom
• 1x Secret Plans
• 1x Threats Around Every Corner
• 1x Trail of Mystery

Land (36)

• 1x Alchemist's Refuge
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 4x Forest
• 1x Golgari Rot Farm
• 7x Island
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Opulent Palace
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Shrine of the Forsaken Gods
• 1x Simic Growth Chamber
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Deceit
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Tomb of the Spirit Dragon
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Zoetic Cavern

Sorcery (6)

• 1x All is Dust
• 1x Creeping Renaissance
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Ghastly Conscription
• 1x Overwhelming Stampede
• 1x Triumph of the Hordes

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Ugin, the Ineffable
• 1x Vivien, Champion of the Wilds

Commander (1)

Artifact (12)

• 1x Akroma's Memorial
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Dream Chisel
• 1x Golgari Signet
• 1x Mystic Forge
• 1x Scroll of Fate
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Strionic Resonator

Instant (9)

• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Biomass Mutation
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Leadership Vacuum
• 1x Putrefy
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Sultai Charm
• 1x Suspended Sentence

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Creature (15)

• 1x Ainok Survivalist
• 1x Aphetto Runecaster
• 1x Brine Elemental
• 1x Broodhatch Nantuko
• 1x Chromeshell Crab
• 1x Den Protector
• 1x Hooded Hydra
• 1x Icefeather Aven
• 1x Kruphix, God of Horizons
• 1x Master of the Veil
• 1x Nantuko Vigilante
• 1x Riptide Entrancer
• 1x Sagu Mauler
• 1x Unblinking Bleb
• 1x Weaver of Lies

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Road of Return
• 1x Tempt with Discovery
• 1x Urban Evolution

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Muraganda Petroglyphs
• 1x Obscuring Aether

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FIVE YEARS LATER

It's wild to me that this deck didn't even have a description before I started this "retuning all the old decks I built that I actually bought at some point" task. No description, only an intro to the song I attached, which used to be You Fucked Up by Ween but is now holding all the weight of the Yu-Gi-Oh joke this deck was built upon (it used to be named "A Yu-Gi-Oh Deck"). Anyway. Just like my other decks, this was lacking in removal so I added some. But it wasn't lacking as much as them, so a lot of that removal is in the morphs getting turned face up. Duskmourn was really nice to this deck, too, and now it has both more value and more creatures entering, so it can do its classic Sultai "generate a billion card advantage" thing. In order to win off of that, though, I added a couple more mass-buffs and cards to break parity and such. Hopefully this deck has gone, with these changes, from by far my least favorite deck I own, which made me sad every time I looked at it because of the wasted potential, to an actual playable deck that is fun and might win. We'll see, I guess.

You just activated my trap card.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	1 week
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 43 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.78
Tokens	A Mysterious Creature, Manifest 2/2 C, Morph 2/2 C, Spirit 2/2 C
Folders	Yu-Gi-Oh