Anyone want to watch me win....?

Standard*

Darkpie

Creature (14)

• 2x Brain Maggot
• 2x Eidolon of Rhetoric
• 2x Grim Guardian
• 2x Heliod, God of the Sun
• 4x Nyx-Fleece Ram
• 2x Pack Rat

Planeswalker (2)

• 2x Elspeth, Sun's Champion

Land (24)

• 4x Godless Shrine
• 9x Plains
• 7x Swamp
• 4x Temple of Silence

Enchantment (13)

• 4x Banishing Light
• 2x Pacifism
• 2x Soul Tithe
• 3x Sphere of Safety
• 2x Underworld Connections

Instant (3)

• 3x Hero's Downfall

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Thoughtseize

---

Sideboard

Creature (5)

• 2x Aegis of the Gods
• 3x Spirit of the Labyrinth

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Blind Obedience

Artifact (2)

• 2x Pithing Needle

Instant (4)

• 2x Celestial Flare
• 1x Deicide
• 1x Rootborn Defenses

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Duress

---

Everyone knows others misery is the source of the greatest joy, so I give you a great source of joy. Sphere of Safety will protect you with your plethora of enchantments.

Nyx-Fleece Ram- The best ram in all of Theros. It will scream BAAA in the face of aggro.

Brain Maggot- This card is kinda iffy considering they can get it back as long as they can remove. But it's a good tempo play so it stays for now.

Banishing Light- Cause O-Ring. Nuff said.

Eidolon of Rhetoric- I don't need to cast a lot of spells. If you do, you know.... Sucks to suck.

Heliod, God of the Sun- If he becomes active he can be a finisher. With his ability, Grim Guardian and Sphere of Safety get silly.

Underworld Connections- This adds some much needed card draw to the deck.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 12 - 10 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 5 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.83
Tokens	Copy Clone, Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Enchantment Cleric 2/1 W, Soldier 1/1 W