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Commander / EDH Casual Five Color Jank Theme/Gimmick

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Land (36)

• 1x Badlands
• 1x Bayou
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 7x Forest
• 1x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Plains
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Scrubland
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Taiga
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Instant (6)

• 1x Dig Through Time
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Realms Uncharted
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Creature (24)

• 1x Acidic Slime
• 1x Aegis of the Gods
• 1x Animar, Soul of Elements
• 1x Atraxa, Praetors' Voice
• 1x Azusa, Lost but Seeking
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Captain Sisay
• 1x Courser of Kruphix
• 1x Daxos the Returned
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Ezuri, Claw of Progress
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Grave Titan
• 1x Imperial Recruiter
• 1x Kalemne, Disciple of Iroas
• 1x Meren of Clan Nel Toth
• 1x Mizzix of the Izmagnus
• 1x Mulldrifter
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Reveillark
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Wood Elves
• 1x Yavimaya Elder

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Defense of the Heart
• 1x Exploration
• 1x Heartless Summoning
• 1x Inexorable Tide
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Prismatic Omen
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Sterling Grove
• 1x Survival of the Fittest
• 1x Sylvan Library

Commander (1)

Sorcery (17)

• 1x Army of the Damned
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Revelation
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x In Garruk's Wake
• 1x Increasing Ambition
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Plague Wind
• 1x Praetor's Counsel
• 1x Rise of the Dark Realms
• 1x Spread the Sickness
• 1x Storm Herd
• 1x Tezzeret's Gambit
• 1x Time of Need
• 1x Time Stretch
• 1x Tooth and Nail
• 1x Treasure Cruise

Artifact (4)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Coalition Relic
• 1x Contagion Engine
• 1x Sol Ring

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Sideboard

Creature (5)

• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Terastodon
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Conflux
• 1x Crush of Wurms
• 1x Wargate

Instant (2)

• 1x Fuel for the Cause
• 1x Signal the Clans

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Grab your back-up band, get experience counters like you wouldn't believe, cast crazy spells for cheap, make big ass monsters, shred a nine minute guitar solo afterwards.

Some cards are chosen for their ability to trigger as many experience counters as possible, rather than stand alone playability. Synergy. Love. You dig?

The Band (they make the background noise for you): Show

• Daxos the Returned is the keyboard player. Our 14 enchantments will have him tickling the ivories like a man possessed.

• Ezuri, Claw of Progress is the bass player. We've got 17 creatures with power 2 or less to have him "slappa da bass" all night long.

• Kalemne, Disciple of Iroas is the drummer. She doesn't really beat her drum in order to get us counters, so much as she keeps a steady rhythm until it's time for a drum solo...then she explodes.

• Meren of Clan Nel Toth is the lead singer. Like Kalemne, she doesn't try to show off until it's time to hit the high notes. She waits until the crowd is almost spent, and then brings them right back into it.

• Mizzix of the Izmagnus is on lead guitar. This dude shreds. With 13 spells at 5 cmc or higher, he keeps up the energy all the way through the 3rd encore.

• Animar, Soul of Elements is the roadie. He makes things a little easier for all of them.

• Atraxa, Praetors' Voice is the groupie. She keeps the band's morale high on long tours.

• Captain Sisay is the band's manager. She makes sure they all show up on time to their gigs.

• Progenitus is the record executive that gave them their shot. He shows up to concerts very rarely, but when he does...it's special.

The Riffs (playing them gives you experience): Show

• Acidic Slime Triggers Kalemne and Ezuri.

• Aegis of the Gods Triggers Daxos and Ezuri.

• Courser of Kruphix Triggers Daxos and Ezuri.

• Grave Titan Triggers Kalemne and Ezuri (twice).

• Mulldrifter Triggers Kalemne and Ezuri (and Meren if evoked).

• Reveillark Triggers Kalemne (and Meren and Ezuri twice if evoked with legal targets in the graveyard).

• Bitterblossom Triggers Daxos and Ezuri every upkeep.

• Heartless Summoning Triggers Daxos and allows Bitterblossom, Aegis of the Gods, Eternal Witness, Imperial Recruiter, Wood Elves, and Yavimaya Elder to trigger Meren.

To be continued...

Date added	8 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	17 - 4 Mythic Rares 56 - 5 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.17
Tokens	Elephant 3/3 G, Enchantment Spirit */* WB, Experience Token, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Pegasus 1/1 W, Wurm 6/6 G, Zombie 2/2 B