Artifactually, This is an Artifact Deck

Commander / EDH*

PessimisticPastry

Free Real Estate (34)

• 1x Akoum Refuge
• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Cascading Cataracts
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Dismal Backwater
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 2x Island
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 1x Jwar Isle Refuge
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 2x Plains
• 1x Prismari Campus
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Raugrin Triome
• 1x Razortide Bridge
• 1x Rocky Tar Pit
• 1x Rustvale Bridge
• 1x Savai Triome
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Silverquill Campus
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x Tranquil Cove

Ya Like Cardzz? (6)

• 1x Jhoira, Weatherlight Captain
• 1x Padeem, Consul of Innovation
• 1x River Kelpie
• 1x Scrap Trawler
• 1x Thopter Spy Network
• 1x Yawgmoth, Thran Physician

Attacking (3)

• 1x Jor Kadeen, the Prevailer
• 1x Loyal Unicorn
• 1x Master of Etherium

Ramps for the Vamps (12)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Chief Engineer
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Etherium Sculptor
• 1x Foundry Inspector
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Manascape Refractor
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring

Woke Twitter Media Mob (10)

• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Hangarback Walker
• 1x Mirrodin Besieged
• 1x Requiem Angel
• 1x Saheeli, Sublime Artificer
• 1x Saheeli, the Gifted
• 1x Sai, Master Thopterist
• 1x Sharding Sphinx
• 1x Tezzeret, Artifice Master
• 1x Thopter Foundry

Seb McKumon (7)

• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Final Parting
• 1x Goblin Engineer
• 1x Kuldotha Forgemaster
• 1x Tribute Mage
• 1x Trinket Mage
• 1x Trophy Mage

Kill Him; Kill Him, Now (6)

• 1x Baleful Mastery
• 1x Cast Down
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Crib Swap
• 1x Dispatch
• 1x Heartless Act

Jackets and Sweaters (3)

• 1x Cranial Plating
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Commanders (2)

Stuff More Random than the Denver Airport (9)

• 1x Arcbound Ravager
• 1x Dance of the Manse
• 1x Goblin Welder
• 1x Junk Diver
• 1x Mirrormade
• 1x Sword of the Meek
• 1x Teshar, Ancestor's Apostle
• 1x Time Sieve
• 1x Workshop Assistant

Then You Have Chosen Death (6)

• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Butcher of Malakir
• 1x Disciple of the Vault
• 1x Marionette Master
• 1x Teysa Karlov
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Lysol Wipes for the Covid (2)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk

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An artifact deck with aristocrat and token subthemes

Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 35 - 0 Rares 37 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.14
Tokens	Copy Clone, Emblem Tezzeret, Artifice Master, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Myr 1/1 C, Servo 1/1 C, Shapeshifter 1/1 C, Spirit 1/1 W, Thopter 1/1 C, Thopter 1/1 U