Ass Gotcha Tongue?

Commander / EDH* Budget Casual Five Color

pdspillm

Creature (22)

• 1x Assquatch
• 1x Bad Ass
• 1x Cardpecker
• 1x Cheap Ass
• 1x Creature Guy
• 1x Dumb Ass
• 1x Emcee
• 1x Fat Ass
• 1x Gluetius Maximus
• 1x Keeper of the Sacred Word
• 1x Laughing Hyena
• 1x Magical Hacker
• 1x Mother of Goons
• 1x Orcish Paratroopers
• 1x Phyrexian Librarian
• 1x Question Elemental?
• 1x Red-Hot Hottie
• 1x Shoe Tree
• 1x Smart Ass
• 1x Standing Army
• 1x Stone-Cold Basilisk
• 1x Vile Bile

Land (42)

• 1x City of Ass
• 8x Forest
• 8x Island
• 8x Mountain
• 8x Plains
• 1x R&D's Secret Lair
• 8x Swamp

Enchantment (5)

• 1x "Ach! Hans, Run!"
• 1x Farewell to Arms
• 1x Name Dropping
• 1x Now I Know My ABC's
• 1x Zzzyxas's Abyss

Artifact (9)

• 1x Ashnod's Coupon
• 1x Gleemax
• 1x Letter Bomb
• 1x Mox Lotus
• 1x My First Tome
• 1x Rod of Spanking
• 1x Time Machine
• 1x Water Gun Balloon Game
• 1x World-Bottling Kit

Instant (13)

• 1x Booster Tutor
• 1x Deal Damage
• 1x Eye to Eye
• 1x Flaccify
• 1x Head to Head
• 1x Kill! Destroy!
• 1x Number Crunch
• 1x Saute
• 1x Save Life
• 1x Side to Side
• 1x Spell Counter
• 1x Stop That
• 1x Who / What / When / Where / Why

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Ass Whuppin'
• 1x Enter the Dungeon
• 1x Face to Face
• 1x Granny's Payback
• 1x Land Aid '04
• 1x Mouth to Mouth
• 1x Touch and Go
• 1x Wet Willie of the Damned

Commander (1)

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I decided to take some unhinged cards and make an "EDH" deck with Karona, False God as the commander for shiggles. The main goal is to be an ass using all the ass cards, then drive your opponent mad with "Gotcha" cards, and finally brain control using Gleemax + Mox Lotus are the name of the game. Looking for feedback on how people feel about this as a deck and what to change to maybe make it sillier or more serious.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	8 years
Key combos	Gleemax + Mox Lotus
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	17 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 22 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.60
Tokens	Ape 3/3 G, Giant Teddy Bear 5/5 C