Assault Chasm

Commander / EDH Four Color GWUB Jank Multiplayer Theme/Gimmick

Hannah_Jael

Land (36)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Ancient Den
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fetid Pools
• 1x Flooded Grove
• 2x Forest
• 1x Gavony Township
• 1x Glacial Chasm
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 1x Hissing Quagmire
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 1x Irrigated Farmland
• 1x Island
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Mirrorpool
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scattered Groves
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Tranquil Thicket
• 1x Tree of Tales
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of Whispers
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Nissa, Vital Force

Creature (19)

• 1x Archfiend of Ifnir
• 1x Azusa, Lost but Seeking
• 1x Crystalline Crawler
• 1x Embodiment of Insight
• 1x Forgotten Ancient
• 1x Halimar Tidecaller
• 1x Kefnet the Mindful
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Krosan Wayfarer
• 1x Lotus Cobra
• 1x Muldrotha, the Gravetide
• 1x Padeem, Consul of Innovation
• 1x Ramunap Excavator
• 1x Sylvan Advocate
• 1x Sylvan Safekeeper
• 1x The Gitrog Monster
• 1x Tomb Robber
• 1x Vexing Sphinx
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer

Artifact (12)

• 1x Amulet of Vigor
• 1x Assault Suit
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Darksteel Garrison
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Key to the City
• 1x Lux Cannon
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Staff of Nin
• 1x Zuran Orb

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Living Plane
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Nature's Revolt
• 1x Privileged Position
• 1x Retreat to Kazandu
• 1x Trade Routes

Commander (1)

Instant (13)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Crop Rotation
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Frantic Search
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Noxious Revival
• 1x Pull from Eternity
• 1x Realms Uncharted
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Tragic Lesson
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Compulsive Research
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Earthen Arms
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Part the Waterveil
• 1x Planar Outburst
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Splendid Reclamation
• 1x Sylvan Awakening
• 1x Verdant Touch

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This is a complete troll deck, but it is surprisingly effective. It is based around tutoring out Assault Suit + Glacial Chasm and animating Glacial Chasm with cards like Verdant Touch, Living Plane, Nature's Revolt, or through Awaken costs on cards such as Planar Outburst and Part the Waterveil. This way you can equip Assault Suit to Glacial Chasm and then pass it around every turn and no one can sacrifice it(you can also equip it in the same way to Vexing Sphinx). You must guard them with your life using cards to protect them like Privileged Position or Heroic Intervention. You may also return to hand providing an invalid target with Trade Routes or Tragic Lesson, and sacrificing with Zuran Orb, or Sylvan Safekeeper. When you want to start doing some damage you can stall until you find The Gitrog Monster and equip Assault Suit to him instead, then sacrifice Glacial Chasm during your upkeep and play it again after you attack during your second main phase from your graveyard with Crucible of Worlds or Ramunap Excavator. If you throw in an Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite or anything to give opponents -1/-1 then you can wipe lands easily. Archfiend of Ifnir is what I use since it is more fun, and still triggers through activated abilities which are much harder to counter. You can also throw in Doomwake Giant or Festering March. If you want you can add Musician, Arctic Nishoba, or anything else with cumulative upkeep that can viably be a good creature target to ignore paying for.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 54 - 0 Rares 13 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.92
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Copy Clone, Emblem Nissa, Vital Force