Hey friends,
My name is Strefan, Maurer Progenitor, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are flightless, estateless, proletarians who spend every second of their day casting stupid ass Wrath of Gods. You are everything bad on Innistrad. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Blood? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of vampires because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than casting Sigarda, Host of Herons.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Maurer estate, and starter on my Strefan pre-con. What sports do you play, other than "lining a pit with wooden stakes"? I also get Molten Echoes, and have a banging Bloodsworn Steward (She just gave me haste; Shit was SO cash). You are all friends who should just have fun. Thanks for listening.
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