Azor's Elocutors and Helix Pinnacle are Wincons

Commander / EDH Control GWU (Bant) Pillow Fort

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Creature (14)

• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Azor's Elocutors
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Iona, Shield of Emeria
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Sigarda, Host of Herons
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Thassa, God of the Sea
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion
• 1x Tamiyo, Field Researcher
• 1x Tamiyo, the Moon Sage

Land (40)

• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 8x Forest
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 8x Island
• 1x Kor Haven
• 1x Minamo, School at Water's Edge
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 8x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Temple of Plenty
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Windswept Heath

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Helix Pinnacle
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Leyline of Sanctity
• 1x Luminarch Ascension
• 1x Mirari's Wake
• 1x Privileged Position
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Sterling Grove

Artifact (10)

• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Relic of Progenitus
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Witchbane Orb

Instant (14)

• 1x Comeuppance
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Disallow
• 1x Disenchant
• 1x Dissolve
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Rewind
• 1x Sphinx's Revelation
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Voidslime

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Approach of the Second Sun
• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Day's Undoing
• 1x Praetor's Counsel
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Wrath of God

Commander (1)

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Okay so it's an Angus Mackenzie Pillowfort deck, right? Yeah real original I know. Look I just wanna make the deck as disgusting as I can so I have one competitive deck, but I'm also a cocky enough jerk to want to be able to win with dumb cards like Helix Pinnacle and Azor's Elocutors by stalling long enough that I just win by default, like American Politics. There's also Approach of the Second Sun, a fantastic, new dumb wincon from Amonkhet. Granted, I'm okay with not winning with those awesomely dumb cards and just ripping people apart with Ulamog and the like.

Obviously there's things to make myself borderline untouchable, like Best Avacyn (Avacyn, Angel of Hope), Privileged Position, Sterling Grove. And I have Witchbane Orb / Leyline of Sanctity to keep out things like Triskelion X Mikaius or someone wrathing the token player after playing Blood Artist. I have a Sigarda, Host of Herons to help deal with sac effects. Propaganda / Ghostly Prison to help deal with swarm strategies. Torpor Orb because it shuts down entire decks (tangent: why the hell doesn't this see more play?). Linvala, Keeper of Silence because no fun allowed. Counterspells, spot removal, Wraths, yadda yadda, you know the deal. You're smart, I trust you.

Then we got both Tamiyo's because she's a top-tier girl and if I can protect her (which I usually can), I can put myself in a huge position to not lose, or at least turn it into a game of Archenemy. I also have an Elspeth, Sun's Champion because why not, but I should probably replace her (suggestions are welcome, that's why I'm here).

We got ramp in the Signets, and Sol Ring, and Steve (Sakura-Tribe Elder). Card draw in Consecrated Sphinx, Rhystic Study, Sphinx's Revelation , one of the Tamiyo's, and with Thassa, God of the Sea and Sensei's Divining Top I can smooth out those draws a little bit more.

Look, in general this deck is a pain in the poop-cannon to play against, and I love it, and I want to make it even more of a pain to play against. I'm talking full-on colonoscopy levels of awful. How can this deck be improved upon?

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	17 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.67
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Emblem Tamiyo, Field Researcher, Emblem Tamiyo, the Moon Sage, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 C