Azusa, Bad-Ass Beating

Commander / EDH Aggro Competitive Mono-Green Ramp

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Creature (28)

• 1x Acidic Slime
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar MP
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Deadwood Treefolk MP
• 1x Dungrove Elder
• 1x Elvish Piper MP
• 1x Eternal Witness MP
• 1x Fierce Empath SL
• 1x Genesis
• 1x Hydra Broodmaster
• 1x Karametra's Acolyte
• 1x Krosan Tusker HP
• 1x Nylea, God of the Hunt
• 1x Omnath, Locus of Mana MP
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Rampaging Baloths
• 1x Regal Force
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder MP
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Soul of the Harvest
• 1x Terastodon MP
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre MP
• 1x Vigor
• 1x Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger MP
• 1x Wickerbough Elder SL
• 1x Wolfbriar Elemental HP
• 1x Woodfall Primus MP
• 1x Yavimaya Elder SL

Planeswalker (4)

• 1x Garruk Wildspeaker SL
• 1x Karn Liberated MP
• 1x Nissa, Worldwaker
• 1x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon

Land (35)

• 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1x Reliquary Tower SL
• 26x Snow-Covered Forest SL
• 1x Tranquil Thicket
• 1x Winding Canyons
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow SL

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Asceticism
• 1x Doubling Season SL
• 1x Greater Good
• 1x Helix Pinnacle
• 1x Mana Reflection
• 1x Pattern of Rebirth
• 1x Sylvan Library

Artifact (8)

• 1x Akroma's Memorial
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Eldrazi Monument
• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Gauntlet of Power SL
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Ring of Three Wishes
• 1x Sol Ring

Instant (5)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Chord of Calling MP
• 1x Krosan Grip SL
• 1x Momentous Fall
• 1x Worldly Tutor HP

Sorcery (12)

• 1x All is Dust SL
• 1x Boundless Realms
• 1x Genesis Wave
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Harmonize
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Natural Order MP
• 1x Praetor's Counsel MP
• 1x Rampant Growth MP
• 1x Regrowth
• 1x Skyshroud Claim MP
• 1x Tooth and Nail

Commander (1)

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Creature (1)

• 1x Courser of Kruphix

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Rites of Flourishing

Artifact (1)

• 1x Horn of Greed

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This was one of the earlier EDH decks that I made several years ago. The deck has been fine-tuned numerous times in order to consistently achieve top-tier performance.

The point of the deck is really quite simple: ramp into big fatties as soon as possible, play your way into some tokens if needed, and throat-punch your opponent while over-killing him/her/them as unnecessarily as possible.

While there are no "infinite combos" in the deck, there are some interactions that cn simply allow for you to continuously play with yourself until you straight-up and slaughter everyone, or until you don't feel like dehumanizing your opponents anymore.

Azusa, Lost but Seeking doesn't always have to be on board to get the job done, though she does come in VERY handy from time to time.

Some funny interactions include dropping a Sakura-Tribe Elder then equipping him with a Pattern of Rebirth. In a best case scenario - which has happened to me on a great number of occassions is:

Turn 1: Snow-Covered Forest into a Sol Ring into a Lightning Greaves.

Turn 2: Cast Azusa, Lost but Seeking dropping two more Snow-Covered Forest. Equip her with Lightning Greaves. Use the two Snow-Covered Forest to drop a Sakura-Tribe Elder.

Turn 3: Cast a Pattern of Rebirth onto Sakura-Tribe Elder. Sacrifice him to trigger Pattern of Rebirth. Go fetch an Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre. Re-equip Lightning Greaves to Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre. Start bag-tagging: INSERT LEAST FAVORITE OPPONENT HERE, in the face with a hasty and shrouded Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre.

I've more or less had the game at this point many a times, as previously described.

Other funny interactions include:Snow-Covered Forest with an Extraplanar Lens, this way only YOUR forests will tap for double mana. Why on Earth would we let another green player benefit from our hard work? Am I right?

One of my favorite interactions is casting Genesis Wave three times in the same turn (for no apparent reason other than to swim in my clear victory. Assuming your mana doublers' are on board, I have G-WAVED into an Eternal Witnessgrabbing back Genesis Wave. G-WAVED again via a Praetor's Counsel and G-WAVED a third time via a Regrowth that I had gotten back from Praetor's Counsel.

Other interactions include Tooth and Nail searching for things like Vigor + Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre or a Vigor + Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger. All of these search options being very difficult to deal with. Oh, and for the record, if the blue guy tries to sneakily counter your Genesis Wave or any instant or sorcery, just tap Boseiju, Who Shelters All. This way, he simply cannot.

If you develop enough tokens from Rampaging Baloths, Garruk Wildspeaker or Avenger of Zendikar, you can interact forever - theoretically - by sacrificing constantly to Greater Good and drawing cards and dropping lands and saccing tokens and so on and so forth.

MY ONLY WARNING: Please be an intelligent player when piloting the deck and DO NOT, I repeat, DOT NOT, deck yourself out by playing so many things and then G-WAVING into a Regal Force. I have never done this myself, but several of my fellow friends have done this to themselves because they did NOT know when to quit. It's just like drinking alcohol my friends, ya gotta know when to stop.

If you have any suggestions, please feel free to leave them in the comments. If you drop by or like the deck please leave a +1. And most importantly, remember to have fun with it! :)

Date added	9 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	19 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.68
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Beast 4/4 G, Elephant 3-3 G, Human 2/2 G, Hydra X/X G, Plant 0/1 G, Wolf 2/2 G