Sideboard


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In honor of cheesy horror films everywhere (thanks Peter Jackson! =D), and Wizards of the Coast's decision to create yet another attempt at regulating threat level & power creep in Commander; Today, we're going to destroy the new "Bracket List". ;)

Ladies & Gentlemen, THIS is an "Ultra Casual Exhibition Deck", according to the new "Commander Panel". ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (R.I.P. Sheldon Menery; #IMissPreHasbro) - Still the best method for deck comparison: https://commandersalt.com

Endless fun interacting with a pod, regardless of skill level! Constant synergy & states of diplomatic pressure create varied alliances & threat-checks. As any kitchen staff will tell you, "Don't annoy the Cook, or you'll regret it!" =d

ALL 2-card combos thrown into Sideboard, along with a sub-strat of Self-Mill/Mass-Rez for a bomb-finish. 2x 3-card combos remain (see if you can spot them).

Let's brew some Bad Taste! >8D

Combos & Synergy:

Horobi, Death's Wail + Gyome / Chatterfang, Squirrel General (+ Pitiless Plunderer / Revel in Riches for ∞)

Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest + Emperor of Bones is a great follow-up

Throw poor dead Pippin, Warden of Isengard (should have listened to Gandalf) into the crock-pot of Hazel's Brewmaster + Academy Manufactor

Nuka-Cola Vending Machine + Academy Manufactor + Ygra, Eater of All + Sacrifices (or Peregrin Took for ∞)

Ygra, Eater of All + Camellia, the Seedmiser / Experimental Confectioner + any repeat-Sac outlet (eg. Savvy Hunter or Viscera Seer)

Caustic Caterpillar / Haywire Mite + Hazel's Brewmaster + Jaheira, Friend of the Forest / Night of the Sweets' Revenge

Veinwitch Coven is the only thing that needs saving during wipes or big exchanges, and can accelerate board-presence à la Scavenger's Talent / Sarinth Steelseeker / Deadbridge Chant

Toxic Deluge can be a 1-sided wipe with Night of the Sweets' Revenge / Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest

"Go-wide" is a strategy that our GOAT Chef has trouble with; so we brought backup with Massacre Wurmfoil & Maelstrom Pulse

Your own "Go-Wides" with Blossoming Bogbeast or Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest are overwhelming & Rhonas the Indomitable + Ygra, Eater of All can be a "One-shot"

God-Eternal Bontu OR the combo listed below + Agadeem's Awakening   (+ Lich-Knights' Conquest for extra shenanigans!)

Ygra, Eater of All + Rampage of the Clans = "Centaurs are not the servants or playthings of humans." — Firenze (Harry Potter)

Others TBA

"Game Changer!" = "I'll be right back!" xD The current state of Hasbro QA & Rules Committee integrity 8=) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mvLpbHKV1_8&t=45s

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