Sideboard needs another Storm Crow

This deck doesn't need a sideboard. The opponent concedes after they lose game one so horribly.

Hi TitansFTW

I have a single question. How can you afford to feature this deck so much? :D Isn't it really expensive?

Funnily enough, no it isn't. I logged on a while ago and had a whole bunch of tokens. Not sure where they came from, but they were there.

I like Its_Johnny_Bravo's idea of getting slurpees.

This is hilarious. To make it a bit more broken, how about Elixir of Immortality . Then if they are put on the Storm Crow clock and you draw too often, you still have the win condition.

Why don't you just use Chord of Calling and/or Primal Command with forests to improve the chances of getting your Battle of Wits into play?

Chord of Calling doesn't target Battle of Wits . You can use it to bring out Storm Crow .

Less is more. 4BW + 4SC + 222I > FNM. One simple equation got a deck banned. Why mess with the physics of it just to dull the paint? Math don't lie. And don't hate on the math genius just because he was first to break Storm Crow .

I cant believe that this deck costs 46$ dollars... Man those storm crows are DRIVING the price up :)

I would put in Distant Memories to increase card draw.

It is kind of annoying that deck like these gets some many upvotes when proper great decks doesn't get the same kind of attention. Especially because I don't even see what people see funny about these.

On the contrary, I think it's fantastic that viable budget decks like this one are getting so much attention.

I don't know what other people find funny about this deck either, I don't think it's supposed to be funny.

@Luutamo this deck isn't supposed to be funny. It's incredibly competitive and I think has won 4 or 5 pro tours.

What those two said. This deck isn't a joke, it's a powerful budget deck.

Have you considered Storm Crow 's less powerful cousin Welkin Tern for the sideboard for games where you may need a few more creatures. Of course it would hurt the budget quite a bit but it seems worth it.

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women, play Scornful Egotist . Not only will you crush them, they'll say it's not allowed in modern and you'll get kicked out!!!!! Win-Win!!

I just did 10 play tests and each time I got Battle of Wits by turn 5. If I wasn't focussing on EDH these days I would definitely build this deck.

You are missing Scornful Egotist

He doesn't want to get this deck banned from competing in the pro tour so he chooses not to add more OP cards @magiceli

Wow, this deck is going places. The upvotes multiplied since i was on this page

i tried not to up vote this,i really did, but how do you resist. its just...words cant describe this

Lame.

LOL DO Trench Gorger !!!!!

If this hits 1000 upvotes I will tear my shirt and run through the streets