Nice try The_Pizza_Guy98, I know that's you. XDDDDD top kek malo LEL!!!1111cos(0)

I think there 4x Terrain Generator should be added, speed up your game a bit more. Otherwise +1

And that leaves a 90% chance that this deck will lose. Congrats.

Wut? This is so entertaining and confusing simultaneously.

You should add infinite combo to the hubs. +1

Sweet. Number 1, 111

Modern legal ehh? Well then, I might just have to build this deck for the next FNM tournament. I think it'll place 1st! +1

i love how nobody even mentions that this deck would have a higher chance of winning without the storm crow

You should replace it with Terrain Generator as suggested by Flornhale

that would turn your turn 5 win into a turn 4 one if you drew it, and you wouldn't have problems with drawing it instead of islands if you mulligan to 1 to get the battle of wits, because it still produces mana

I can't even understand why do people looks down on Storm Crow. It's actually the best blue creature in history, and even if it's not as good as Juju Bubble but please keep in mind that this is a modern deck guys...

What do you do if someone sides in the power house that is Charging Badger. Im not sure there's anything you can do there..i mean, trample. That's scary

Im not trying to be funny. He needs to consider the difficulty of playing against such a card. They could even bring in Defiant Elf along with the badger and this brew could be in some hot water

... You can't even get mad. This is just F%&* HILARIOUS!

but..................does it blend?

This deck obviously demonstrates a truly marvelous comprehension of the game of magic. Never before has such a devious deck been created. Its first mark of genius is its utter disregard for the established stereotypes within Magic, the Gathering. It evades white quite nicely by looking like the most pointless target ever. No one attacks someone who doesn't threaten them when they have a better target, and by the time they learn of their mistake, it is much to late! When the lords of exile look for targets, guess who doesn't have anything! And when the wrath comes thru, you simply laugh. The deck is also most effective against the legions of the dark. See, once again, you are not a target, and all those murders and assassin's strike are utterly futile. Also, in a true stroke of genius, the deck avoids the snare of having any white permanents, thus utterly thwarting the ever-present menace of Nameless Race. Truly, this alone demonstrates the beautiful elegancy of the deck. In a strange twist of fate, this deck reaches for the crux of the conflict between slow and fast decks. When considering red decks, it must be considered that they are built to be most impactful in the early game. By preparing for the long game, this deck utterly thwarts all those other foolishly constructed red decks. Finally, this deck it the ultimate answer to the threat of trample. See, trample is only an issue if you have small creatures out which provide ineffective blockers. However, by failing to have ANY creatures out, you laugh in the face of those tramples. Their ability has now become utterly futile, and they feel useless.Never the less, this deck lacks a necessary card. In order to be truly the best deck ever, you must, and I repeat, must incorporate Deep Water. This card alone would be enough to give you another thousand up votes.Good Job

replace half the lands with forest and add 4 Font of Fertility, 4 Elvish Mystic, and 4 Llanowar Elves to build up that mana even quicker... this deck is just fun to use

TitansFTW, I'm still unable to beat this deck. The Battle of Wits is too strong. However, I do have a deck that crushes your alternate wincon:

How to Beat Storm Crow

Yeah I tested my mill deck on this (http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/budget-dimir-mill-suggestions-appreciated/) and i could've dealt fatal on like turn 6 but i decided to keep playing and ended up exiling your entire library with Jace, the Mind Sculptor so...

My next play through I got out storm crow on turn two, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE 21 TURN CLOCK

its all about the description
lol i swear every goddamn deck on this website...
we can see the cards i know how it goddamn plays!

I HAVE THE ANSWER TO THIS DECK!!!!!!!!

Alternative Lifestyle Crows!!!!

WHY???? Well.. Go ahead, playtest it.

While playtesting, i always draw abbtle of the wits after my library has less than 200 cards in it.

Where tf is the sideboard.

Suggested sideboard.

50- Island

1- Black Lotus

1- Mox Sapphire

srsly m8 yu need sidebord.

I have the solution to beat this deck once and for all!!!!

Alternative Lifestyle Crows.

Count on it.