Because of the number of times you have to shuffle your deck, you may want to consider this:

http://www.channelfireball.com/articles/rule-of-law-battle-of-wits-is-not-tournament-legal/

I guess it would be up to the individual judge to decide?

BEST DECK EVER!!! +1

I want in on the sleeves. Maybe set up a website so we all can buy them.

I'll definitely make the sleeves available once we have them made, probably via eBay. As for the rulings on shuffling, I do need to look into that. I know way back in the day a Battle of Wits deck was doing well in the Pro Tours, so obviously it can be done. Worst-case scenario is that I'll have to ditch the double-sleeving idea, but with all the great trolling suggestions posted here I can always fall back on something else to make up the difference.

@iConcede that sounds as if you're sideboarding in troll methods... ;)

What about your sideboard? Do you have any ideas?

I think I'm going to cry tears of joy. Nevah have I seen something this beautiful... Where is MegustaGarruk?

...you have my undying respect and admiration.

Haha Nicol Trolas... Problem?

Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker

Sorry just thought of it.

don't forget to record a video and upload to youtube.

we all waiting to see the man who get DQ by flipping the table :)

HAHA! trolljace. where can I get those card protectors?? +1 from me :)

I don't think you should double-sleeve, but I like the soccer ball idea.

You can also run Thought Scour (works well with Ponder and Index ) and Think Twice for instant draw.

I never thought I would see a 200+ deck! Haha!

i love this deck its a lot of fun definitely worth a +1, i would recommend adding card:Alchemist's Refuge its give the battle of wits an extra hint of surprise when you drop it on the end of there turn for a quick win

I think this deck needs more attention, so you are getting a feature as soon as I get tokens. +1

i love you.......so much.

XD thegeekguy

another thing you should do is have every other card upside down. then open your box and get all upset and then turn each card right side up. :-P

You can also use your voice to annoy your opponent. Try a game using an aussie accent, or act like a boxing announcer in the ring: (and there's the knock out of the Primeval Titan !)

Liliana of the Dark Realms if you have some put them in just so you waste time finding a swamp every turn even if you know you have them all out.

plus you could always debate which art of swamp you want to find

A way you could possibly* (Not sure if it would actually work) pretend your wrist was sprained or you had some how injured one of your hands, just to slow the shuffling proccess.

I want in on those sleeves too

just had an idea, you could also make thrun, the last troll sleeves too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc

Have this as your ringtone on your cell phone!

Also, find some sort of camera-recording pen to put in your breast pocket when playing, just to capture your opponents' faces.