I can't believe all the ideas here!

I just want to say sir, you are my hero haha, here I thought my control deck was trolling enough just because I made a guy flip the table at the last FNM I was at just due to killing him by Redirect ing his Bonfire of the Damned back at him to wipe his board then ended it the turn after, this was after countering the last 7 spells he had tried to play and he was... ahem... "forcefully removed'' from the store hahaha, but this really takes the cake and as many many people have said +1 from me and I would love to get in on those sleeves.

Please know, you are seriously a troll god, and I tip my hat to you sir.

Turn one Birds. Opponent: "Oh, it's a wolf run or R/G aggro.*Looks at library." "Oh..."

I think that probably Redirect would fit nicely with the theme. Also maindeck Naturalize screws people over too

Um. Drowned Catacomb , Hinterland Harbor , Woodland Cemetery ?

what the fuck? are you the guy who made me flip over the table last friday

For a ridiculously unwieldy life counter I recommend a D-100 and when your opponent asks why you need such a huge life counter just say, "Just in Case"

I think I may have to try this in Standard. I'm a new/old player(been out of the game for over 10 years) but in my prime I Played a lot of Land/Hand destruction decks and counter decks for the sole reason of annoying my enemies to death.

I applaud your efforts in this.

Will you be selling those deck boxes too?! Please link me to where I can buy the deck boxes and sleeves when they are available. Love the deck btw!! XD lololol +1

splash white for Lingering Souls , to help stall Terminus a board wipe that also refuels your library Avacyn, Angel of Hope , (maybe, would just be funny to pop this out and have an enormous deck, indestructible stuff and the best sleeves/deck box) some life gain and the biggest troll of all: card:Archangel's Light refuels your library and nets you a lot of life

id definitely commision you for some trolljace sleeves

Put me down for some of those sleeves as well, if they are reasonably priced I would order 300 or so!

I would also order sleeves, like maybe 250 or so. Forgot to mention it in a previous post.

I'd order those badass sleeves.

Those sleeves are definitely epic, i'd buy some.

Those sleeves are definitely epic, i'd buy some.

you should do a series of sleeves based off these faces, such as pokerjace, ragejace and some of the others i can't think of right now XD

...sadjace?

Updating list for current standard? A lot of cards have rotated out.

I'll be getting to an update for the actual deck list once I have some time. Between moving, starting a new job, travelling to Europe, etc. it hasn't been easy to find the time. As for the custom sleeves, it seems the few places that do custom jobs require massive (and I do mean MASSIVE) quantities to be ordered, and on top of that won't do copyrighted artwork (which most of this would be). I'll keep looking though.

This deck isn't standard, also you can't make "custome sleeves".

yes you can. just usually costs a pretty penny and a mass order

Suggestions: Seek the Horizon , Bitterheart Witch (will NEVER die), Curse of Misfortunes (maybe just one to get wih the witch), Gatecreeper Vine (with one-of gates to "make mana easier"), Liliana of the Dark Realms (for getting your one-of shocklands), Mwonvuli Beast Tracker (just more search), card:Memory's Journey (to make sure you get the important spells again). Good luck with the deck!

Hey, so I'm pretty new to magic.I wanna try this deck out (Cockatrice) and just want to make sure I understand how to play it.I see the basic idea is getting as much mana out as possible, and countering as many things as possible, but are the only 'ace' ways of winning the Door to Nothingness and Battle of Wits ? Or is there something I'm missing?

no your not

This deck is meant to torture people with excessive shuffle effects. Not too great for cockitrice.