Bitcher Geralf

Commander / EDH

Omega346

Creature (19)

• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 1x Breaching Leviathan
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Deep-Sea Kraken
• 1x Dulcet Sirens
• 1x Fatestitcher
• 1x Fog Bank
• 1x Grozoth
• 1x Hoverguard Sweepers
• 1x Inkwell Leviathan
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Jalira, Master Polymorphist
• 1x Lorthos, the Tidemaker
• 1x Rayne, Academy Chancellor
• 1x Reef Worm
• 1x Scourge of Fleets
• 1x Stormsurge Kraken
• 1x Tromokratis
• 1x Vexing Sphinx

Land (36)

• 1x Minamo, School at Water's Edge
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Riptide Laboratory
• 32x Snow-Covered Island

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Back from the Brink
• 1x Infinite Reflection
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Quest for Ula's Temple
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Telepathy
• 1x Training Grounds

Artifact (10)

• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Gauntlet of Power
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Sapphire Medallion
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir
• 1x Thran Dynamo

Instant (17)

• 1x AEtherize
• 1x Blue Sun's Zenith
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Commandeer
• 1x Cryptic Command *list*
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Domineering Will
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x High Tide
• 1x Intellectual Offering
• 1x Pongify
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Stifle
• 1x Stroke of Genius
• 1x Turn to Frog
• 1x Wipe Away

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Concentrate
• 1x Curse of the Swine
• 1x Distorting Wake
• 1x Merchant Scroll
• 1x Rite of Replication
• 1x Rush of Knowledge
• 1x Stolen Identity
• 1x Wash Out
• 1x Whelming Wave

Unknown (1)

• 1x Æther Gale

Commander (1)

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"Geralf, must you always whine?"

-Ghoulcaller Gisa 2016

Whiny ass Stitcher Geralf constantly bitches as he commands an army of powerful fatties like Lorthos, the Tidemaker, Tromokratis and Storm Crow to either beat opponents shitless or to mill and tokenize. These fatties, or the even fattier tokens, along with other "enter the battlefield" creatures like Hoverguard Sweepers can then be copied by cards like Rite of Replication and Infinite Reflection to knock your opponents into a self depression that only the most powerful narcotics or Bitcher Geralf could induce. Whiny ass Geralf also has a bunch of bounce spells for when a threat gets him pissy and draw spells for when he gets on his period.

Whiny ass Bitcher Geralf wants YOU to recommend some fatties, mana producers, removals, draw spells and bounce spells to him, NOW. If you don't...he'll whine some more.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 40 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.14
Tokens	Ape 3/3 G, Boar 2/2 G, Copy Clone, Fish 3/3 U, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Kraken 9/9 U, Manifest 2/2 C, Morph 2/2 C, Whale 6/6 U, Zombie X/X U