Bizarre trading hijinx

Modern

Kalani

Creature (16)

• 2x Abyssal Persecutor
• 3x Bazaar Trader
• 2x Hellcarver Demon
• 2x Magmaw
• 4x Palladium Myr
• 3x Reassembling Skeleton

Planeswalker (4)

• 2x Liliana Vess
• 2x Sorin Markov

Land (22)

• 2x Blackcleave Cliffs
• 4x Dragonskull Summit
• 7x Mountain
• 9x Swamp

Artifact (10)

• 2x Brittle Effigy
• 3x Jinxed Idol
• 3x Mindslaver
• 2x Prototype Portal

Instant (2)

• 2x Fling

Sorcery (7)

• 3x Consuming Vapors
• 2x Diabolic Tutor
• 2x Mark of Mutiny

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Sideboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Tuktuk Scrapper

Instant (2)

• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Vendetta

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Flame Slash

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I threw this deck together purely for casual play shenanigans, mostly in multiplayer. It evolved from Jinxed Vat Control when i decided i needed more fun in my life.

Real gameplay quote: "i'll sac out Mindslaver and control your next turn, then pass turn. Beginning of your turn, use Bazaar Trader to give you my Hellcarver Demon. Okay, now that I'm controlling you, i attack me with the demon, I don't block and sacrifice all of my permanents. Oh and I don't think you'll cast anything either. Oh except for this Rest for the Weary here, which you cast on me. And this Condemn, which you'll cast on the demon."

Other fun things to do: whoop ass with the Abyssal Persecutor til you get bored and put Whispersilk Cloak on him and then give him to your bestest buddy with the Bazaar Trader. Trade homie a Magmaw and then control them to sac all their good stuff and damage themselves. Brittle Effigy imprinted on Prototype Portal is just good times, same with Jinxed Idol if you can get a reassembling skeleton down. Nothing makes people mad like giving them multiple idols every turn, and makes for multiplayer insanity as the idols get passed around.

Purely for fun, but I would love to hear any ideas you can come up with!

Date added	14 years
Last updated	14 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 21 - 0 Rares 11 - 1 Uncommons 4 - 3 Commons
Cards	61
Avg. CMC	3.59
Tokens	Copy Clone
Folders	Great/interesting decks