I need a new deck
I can't think of a good one
It's snowing on mount Fuji
Time to get those Snow-Covered Island out of your binder and start counting them, because this deck is meant to bring the best of them.
The point of this gem is to either cast an Emrakul, the Aeons Torn or a Mindslaver.
"But Cello, how am I supposed to do that?"
I'll tell you how, weird voice from my mind. What you need is lens, Extraplanar Lens. Those beauties meant for the one eyed person will make your lands double the mana everytime you tap them. All you need now is to get 7 or 8 of them and you're good to go.
"But Cello, won't my opponent also get double the mana?"
Of course not! The wonderfully crafted lens only works on lands with the same name! Your opponent doesn't have the same amount of reta... eh... intelligence as you do, he would never play Snow-Covered Islands for nothing. Who even uses those?
"But Cello, 8 lands is way too many for me to draw."
Oh, boy. You sure are keen on destroying this description.
Don't worry! You have all you need in your hands right now! Journeyer's Kite and Wayfarer's Bauble are the tools to make your wimpy 3 lands board become a massive 10 lands giga-monster! Tap a land and make your opponents cry delicious tears of sadness.
"But Cello, what if the opponent--"
Puts too much creatures? Destroys the lens? Gets a better board than you? Kicks the table leg, destroying it, making the cards fall into the ground and then stomping on them to show who the bigger person is but, in fact, he was just salty because he couldn't win a game against a deck he never saw and will never see again after destroying most of the cards?
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Don't worry! You are running blue!
They want to play creatures? Cryptic Command it.
They want to play Goyf? Spell Snare it.
They want to destroy your artifacts or burn you to death? Spellskite it.
They are just being annoying? Remand
+
Snapcaster Mage
it.
There is nothing you can't beat! (except decks you can't beat)
Call now and the first the lands will be free!
1 (800) 555-BLUE
