Bob Ross' Retribution

Vintage Artifact Combo Infinite Combo

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Creature (5)

• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 4x Painter's Servant

Land (16)

• 4x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Library of Alexandria
• 1x Mishra's Workshop
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Tolarian Academy
• 4x Tundra
• 4x Windswept Heath

Artifact (16)

• 1x Black Lotus
• 4x Grindstone
• 1x Lion's Eye Diamond
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mox Emerald
• 1x Mox Jet
• 1x Mox Pearl
• 1x Mox Ruby
• 1x Mox Sapphire
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Time Vault
• 1x Voltaic Key

Instant (13)

• 1x Ancestral Recall
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Dig Through Time
• 4x Enlightened Tutor
• 4x Force of Will
• 1x Misdirection
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Sorcery (10)

• 4x Gitaxian Probe
• 1x Ponder
• 3x Preordain
• 1x Time Walk
• 1x Tinker

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Sideboard

Land (4)

• 4x Cephalid Coliseum

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Leyline of the Void

Artifact (4)

• 4x Grafdigger's Cage

Instant (1)

• 1x Mindbreak Trap

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He came, He saw, He painted happy little trees. Oh, and he also kicked ass.This is a vintage brew that takes the little artistic pain in the neck (Painter's Servant) and gives him a fun little toy ( Grindstone ), then our mini Bob Ross goes on to annihilate our opponent's library two cards at a time, leaving nothing but happy little shredded dreams in the wake.

Card Explanations:

Why only 1 Mishra's Workshop in what is essentially an artifact combo deck? Mishra's Workshop is OP!: Simple answer, Mishra's Workshop can't pay for ability costs, which is essential if Grindstone wants to be doing anything of value.

Time Vault + Voltaic Key/ Tinker + Blightsteel Colossus: Alternate Win-Cons in case something goes horribly, albeit expectantly wrong.

Lion's Eye Diamond : 1 free activation of Grindstone please.

Cephalid Colliseum: Lands as sideboard tech in vintage... why? and against what exactly? The reason that a playset of these are sitting in the board is because of the Eldrazi Titans (I'm looking at you Emrakul, the Aeons Torn), seeing as the infinite mill strategy doesn't work on any decks that run at least 1 copy of this hulking monstrosity, with Cephalid Coliseum you can win the ridiculous trigger war by having the last word in this sometimes absurd format by forcing them to draw and lose by default before their graveyard plops down back into their library, Leyline of the Void serves a very similar purpose, but is sometimes less consistent when it counts.

Looking to finish sideboard, not sure what my best options are apart from the cards currently sitting there, looking for suggestions.

I am by no means a person who can afford to play vintage, I simply enjoy making decks, if you have any suggestions for the deck please leave a comment down below, all comments are greatly appreciated.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Vintage legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 1 Mythic Rares 31 - 8 Rares 9 - 4 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.86