Bologna in Card Sleeves

Commander / EDH Artifact Budget Enchantment Jank Mono-Red Multiplayer

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Artifact (19)

• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Honor-Worn Shaku
• 1x Lux Cannon
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mind's Eye
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Ruby Medallion
• 1x Smuggler's Copter
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Staff of Nin
• 1x Static Orb
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Winter Orb

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Bonfire of the Damned
• 1x Chain Reaction
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Indomitable Creativity
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Mogg Infestation
• 1x Vandalblast

Enchantment (16)

• 1x Confusion in the Ranks
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Furnace of Rath
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Heat Stroke
• 1x Impact Tremors
• 1x Impatience
• 1x In the Web of War
• 1x Pandemonium
• 1x Possibility Storm
• 1x Price of Glory
• 1x Repercussion
• 1x Smoke
• 1x Sulfuric Vortex
• 1x Uphill Battle
• 1x Warstorm Surge

Land (36)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Kher Keep
• 1x Mage-Ring Network
• 27x Mountain
• 1x Nephalia Academy
• 1x Phyrexia's Core
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Temple of the False God

Commander (1)

Creature (13)

• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Goblin Spymaster
• 1x Goblin Welder
• 1x Hamletback Goliath
• 1x Inferno Titan
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Phyrexian Revoker
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Silent Arbiter
• 1x Sin Prodder
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Tyrant of Discord

Instant (7)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Comet Storm
• 1x Fork
• 1x Inferno
• 1x Puppet's Verdict
• 1x Reverberate
• 1x Wild Ricochet

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Enchantment (6)

• 1x Manabarbs
• 1x Rite of the Raging Storm
• 1x Stranglehold
• 1x Total War
• 1x Uphill Battle
• 1x War's Toll

Artifact (5)

• 1x Defense Grid
• 1x Ensnaring Bridge
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Mind's Eye
• 1x Oblivion Stone

Instant (3)

• 1x Comet Storm
• 1x Pyroblast
• 1x Red Elemental Blast

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Gamble
• 1x Shattering Spree

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"Wait... What do you mean Norin doesn't die to that?"

Make use of pinging effects, creature stealing, board wipes, and clever evasion of enemy forces to slowly pick away at your opponents' life totals.

Main Strategy:

The goal of the deck isn't necessarily to win, but to make the rest of the board as crazy as possible. You may die in the process, but at least you've left a crazy board state in your wake. Maximize the power of Norin the Wary's trigger by playing games with medium to large (4+ players) commander games.

Use Possibility Storm, Confusion in the Ranks, and a myriad of enchantments and artifacts to wreak utter havoc on the board state.

Win Conditions:

You may not be able to come out hitting as heavy as some of the other decks out there, but reliably pinging for damage and stealing creatures when Norin the Wary enters the battlefield is sure to make help someone win. In the end, however, it's all chaos.

Expedite the damage done by Norin the Wary's pinging with Dictate of the Twin Gods, Furnace of Rath, and Gratuitous Violence to stack damage.

Abuse Norin:

• Altar of the Brood - Mill
• Confusion in the Ranks - Steal Creatures
• Genesis Chamber - Myr Tokens
• Hamletback Goliath - +1/+1 Counters
• Hero's Blade - Automatic Buff
• Honor-Worn Shaku - Mana Ramp
• Impact Tremors - Pinging
• In the Web of War - Power Buff
• Obsidian Battle-Axe - Automatic Buff
• Ogre Battledriver - Power buff
• Outpost Siege - Pinging
• Pandemonium - Pinging
• Purphoros, God of the Forge - Pinging
• Springleaf Drum - Mana Ramp
• Vigilante Justice - Pinging
• Warstorm Surge - Pinging

Have Fun!

Top Ranked	Achieved #36 position overall 8 years ago
Date added	8 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 45 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.59
Tokens	Goblin 1/1 R, Goblin 1/1 R for Goblin Spymaster, Kobold 0/1 R, Myr 1/1 C, Ogre 3/3 R
Folders	Commander, try, Mono-Red, Potential decks, Mono Red, cool commander decks, decks i want