BORING LARGE MAN WHO SIT IN CHAIR EDH

Commander / EDH Discard Lifegain WUB (Esper)

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Land (36)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Choked Estuary
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Desert of the Glorified
• 1x Desert of the Mindful
• 1x Desert of the True
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Dismal Backwater
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Fetid Pools
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Jwar Isle Refuge
• 1x Kabira Crossroads
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Port Town
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scavenger Grounds
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 1x Sejiri Refuge
• 1x Spire of Industry
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Deceit
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Tranquil Cove
• 1x Vault of Whispers

Artifact (7)

• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Azorius Keyrune
• 1x Dimir Keyrune
• 1x Obelisk of Esper
• 1x Orzhov Keyrune
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thought Vessel

Creature (25)

• 1x Ajani's Pridemate
• 1x Apothecary Initiate
• 1x Asylum Visitor
• 1x Augury Adept
• 1x Cliffhaven Vampire
• 1x Crested Sunmare
• 1x Cryptbreaker
• 1x Curator of Mysteries
• 1x Daxos of Meletis
• 1x Disciple of Deceit
• 1x Divinity of Pride
• 1x Drogskol Reaver
• 1x Grave Scrabbler
• 1x Karlov of the Ghost Council
• 1x Muck Drubb
• 1x Obzedat, Ghost Council
• 1x Shadowstorm Vizier
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
• 1x Underworld Coinsmith
• 1x Vexing Sphinx
• 1x Vizkopa Guildmage
• 1x Voldaren Pariah  ^Flip
• 1x Wall of Limbs
• 1x Weirded Vampire
• 1x Zur the Enchanter *f-etch*

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Campaign of Vengeance
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Faith of the Devoted
• 1x Greed
• 1x Lightmine Field
• 1x Orim's Prayer
• 1x Peace of Mind
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Zombie Infestation

Commander (1)

Instant (11)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Broken Concentration
• 1x Chilling Grasp
• 1x Circular Logic
• 1x Dark Withering
• 1x Hindering Light
• 1x Just the Wind
• 1x Obsessive Search
• 1x Thirst for Knowledge
• 1x Utter End
• 1x Vengeful Dreams

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Alms of the Vein
• 1x Call to the Netherworld
• 1x Careful Study
• 1x Death Grasp
• 1x From Under the Floorboards
• 1x Ichor Slick
• 1x Immortal Servitude
• 1x Murderous Compulsion
• 1x Psychotic Episode
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Welcome to the Fold

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Sideboard

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Solemnity

Creature (1)

• 1x Big Game Hunter

Land (1)

• 1x Glacial Chasm

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Maybeboard

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Consuming Vapors
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Ideas Unbound
• 1x Mind Bomb
• 1x Rout
• 1x Sadistic Sacrament
• 1x Tendrils of Agony
• 1x Turbulent Dreams
• 1x Vindicate

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Ajani's Mantra
• 1x Drake Haven

Creature (7)

• 1x Aegis of the Gods
• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Forgotten Creation
• 1x Grim Guardian
• 1x Magus of the Bazaar
• 1x Murder of Crows
• 1x Thassa, God of the Sea

Land (2)

• 1x Concealed Courtyard
• 1x Glacial Chasm

Artifact (2)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Bolas's Citadel

Instant (5)

• 1x Absorb
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Perplex
• 1x Sphinx's Revelation
• 1x Spinal Embrace

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Ajani, Caller of the Pride
• 1x Ajani Goldmane
• 1x Ajani Steadfast

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YEEN GIVE GOOD IDEA! (Alternate commander for 1v1, if needed: Zur the Enchanter)

Greed + Peace of Mind is the core combo: I should always have life to spend, and Peace of Mind allows Madness triggers.

With the advent of Amonkhet, I've moved the deck to including some cycling on top of the madness and some discard-sensitive cards.

Oloro depends on enchantments. Zur can tutor for many of them. (Remember--I forget--that enchantment creatures count.)

If you don't have a discard engine out, you'll get an awkward hand full of Madness cards. I'm working on it.

Oloro's point is to outlast the enemy. Our main problems here are combos, commander damage, and poison--plus anything that prevents or reverses lifegain. The ways to get around that are preventing damage--Propaganda, Ghostly Prison--and counterspells and exiling. At the very worst, Glacial Chasm is in the sideboard against aggro. I'm not sure how that will go.

I've goldfished him a lot and played him against other people very little. It's a weird combination. Someday he will exist on paper. In the meantime, tell me what you think of my boring chair man?

Date added	8 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 33 - 1 Rares 33 - 4 Uncommons 21 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.27
Tokens	Horse 5/5 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	Commander Ideas