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Boros Bouncing Burn Butthurt Deck

Modern Burn RW (Boros) Theme/Gimmick

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Use Damage Bouncers (Spitemare, Boros Reckoner, Stuffy Doll) to deal insanely huge hits to your opponents while becoming invincible yourself

-Explanation-

Win Condition:* Get a Damage Bouncer and deal them damage, usually resulting in casting Shivan Meteor on your own creature or even using Pyromancer's Goggles to double it into casting it on two separate Damage Bouncer unless they're indestructible (which this deck does often) then cast it on the same one twice or simply use Blasphemous Act for the same reason

-Douchey Combos-

Once Pariah or Pariah's Shield is on a Damage Bouncer, your opponent will definitely think twice about attacking you do to the damage bouncing back to themselves, and if you make the Damage Bouncer Indestructable, then it is VERY difficult to even deal you damage. Hell, even your Battlefield Forge can even ping your opponent since it's wording state's "Damage" not "Lose life" thus, making Pariah and a Damage Bouncer to ping your opponent whenever you so wish. Once your Damage Bouncer is Indestructible, throw on a Fatal Attraction to really put the pain on your opponent every single upkeep, a solid 4 or more damage. Since every creature in your deck is toughness of 3 or more... or is Stuffy Doll, Pyroclasm makes a safe and powerful way to harass your opponent, not only whiping the board of weaklings, but also dealing 2 damage to your opponent for each creature you control. Hell, even using Pyromancer's Goggles with Flame Slash is an easy 8 damage to your opponent.Another Douchey Combo is to use Volcano Hellion's ability to pay the remaining section of your opponent's life to burn them instantaneously at any amount of life by bouncing it off a Damage Bouncer (provided your life total is greater then your opponent) or even douchier, if Pariah or Pariah's Shield is on a bouncer, they'll take double because Hellion's ability states that it "Deals damage to you and the creature" implying, it will trigger Pariah and bounce any amount of life (even 10000000000000000) to both the creature and your opponent directly (because it's not "pay life: bleh" it's "deals any amount of damage to you and target creature" therefor allowing you to pick any number you can think of so long as pariah is in play ;D

And well... Deflecting palm is in the deck because... I simply love it <3 ("Swing for 30! hahaha!" Me: "Deflecting Palm, you kill yourself" Enemy: ... :/ )

-Conclusion-

This deck is awesome and super fun, not to mention you can build it for less than 80$ if you know the right people, take it into a tournament and just... tear people apart <3

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Date added 8 years
Last updated 8 years
Legality

This deck is Modern legal.

Rarity (main - side)

2 - 0 Mythic Rares

31 - 0 Rares

8 - 0 Uncommons

7 - 0 Commons

Cards 67
Avg. CMC 3.75
Folders Nice Decks (not mine), Good deck ideas, Deck ideas, Build it yourself
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