Braindead Kinnan (Perfect for Noobs)

Commander / EDH Annihilator Eldrazi GU (Simic) Tap/Untap

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Creature (43)

• 1x Ancient Silver Dragon
• 1x Arcanis the Omnipotent
• 1x Archetype of Endurance
• 1x Armored Scrapgorger
• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 1x Atemsis, All-Seeing
• 1x Bane of Bala Ged
• 1x Biophagus
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Bloom Tender
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Dawnglade Regent
• 1x Empress Galina
• 1x Hullbreaker Horror
• 1x Ilysian Caryatid
• 1x Incubation Druid
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur
• 1x Kodama of the East Tree
• 1x Kogla, the Titan Ape
• 1x Koma, Cosmos Serpent
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Lighthouse Chronologist
• 1x Llanowar Loamspeaker
• 1x Maraleaf Pixie
• 1x Memnarch
• 1x Nezahal, Primal Tide
• 1x Nyxbloom Ancient
• 1x Ornithopter of Paradise
• 1x Paradise Druid
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1x Poison Dart Frog
• 1x Prime Speaker Zegana
• 1x Reclusive Taxidermist
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Sphinx of the Second Sun
• 1x Sylvan Caryatid
• 1x The Pride of Hull Clade
• 1x Tidespout Tyrant
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Ulamog, the Defiler
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Zopandrel, Hunger Dominus

Artifact (19)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Decanter of Endless Water
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Lavaspur Boots
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Paradise Mantle
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Skyclave Relic
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Springleaf Drum
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Talisman of Curiosity
• 1x Thought Vessel

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Concordant Crossroads
• 1x Freed from the Real
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Pemmin's Aura

Commander (1)

Land (33)

• 1x Alchemist's Refuge
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dreamroot Cascade
• 1x Flooded Grove
• 12x Forest
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 12x Island
• 1x Treasure Vault
• 1x Waterlogged Grove
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

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This deck takes zero brain power to play AKA perfect for noobs like me.

Check it out:

1. Kinnan or Nyxbloom Ancient + Basalt Monolith = infinite neutral mana. Add Hullbreaker Horror to send all opponents nonland cards back to their hand. Add Tidespout Tyrant to do the same but to their lands, too.

2. Ilysian Caryatid while you control a creature with power 4 or greater or Incubation Druid with the plus one counters on it + Pemmin's Aura or Freed from the Real = Infinite colored mana

3. Bloom Tender + Pemmin's Aura or Freed from the Real = infinite colored mana

4. Kinnan or Nyxbloom Ancient + any mana dork in the deck + Pemmin's Aura or Freed from the Real = infinite colored mana

5. Kinnan or Nyxbloom Ancient + Paradise Mantle + Pemmin's Aura or Freed from the Real = infinite colored mana

Now that you've assembled infinite mana, it's time to use Kinnan to search the deck for Memnarch and gain control of every permanent on the battlefield that doesn't have Hexproof or Shroud, including lands.

If the above strat doesn't work or is foiled somehow, just spam the Eldrazi and destroy all opponents permanents.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	2 days
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	15 - 0 Mythic Rares 31 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.55
Tokens	Copy Clone, Koma's Coil 3/3 U, The Monarch, Treasure