Brendan's a scrub who doesn't build good decks

Standard Five Color Mono-Black Mono-Blue Mono-Green Mono-Red Mono-White

CMorriss

Creature (15)

• 1x Courser of Kruphix
• 1x Dromoka, the Eternal
• 1x Fleecemane Lion
• 1x Goblin Kaboomist
• 1x Kiora's Follower
• 1x Kolaghan, the Storm's Fury
• 1x Mogis, God of Slaughter
• 1x Nyx-Fleece Ram
• 1x Ojutai, Soul of Winter
• 1x Prophet of Kruphix
• 1x Reaper of the Wilds
• 1x Sagu Mauler
• 1x Siege Rhino
• 1x Silumgar, the Drifting Death
• 1x Typhoid Rats

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Chandra, Pyromaster

Land (24)

• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Dismal Backwater
• 3x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Forest
• 1x Frontier Bivouac
• 1x Island
• 1x Jungle Hollow
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Plains
• 1x Rugged Highlands
• 1x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Swiftwater Cliffs
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Wind-Scarred Crag
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Banishing Light
• 1x Citadel Siege
• 1x Frontier Siege
• 1x Monastery Siege
• 1x Outpost Siege
• 1x Palace Siege

Artifact (6)

• 1x Bident of Thassa
• 1x Bow of Nylea
• 1x Godsend
• 1x Hammer of Purphoros
• 1x Spear of Heliod
• 1x Whip of Erebos

Instant (6)

• 1x Dig Through Time
• 1x Disdainful Stroke
• 1x Lightning Strike
• 1x Murderous Cut
• 1x Polymorphist's Jest
• 1x Wild Slash

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Thoughtseize

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So my friend forgot to get a standard deck together for FNM, the scrub, so I offered to make him one. I call this 5 colour punishment, because, well, it really is. It's a special surprise, the deck works well if your opponent is mana screwed, or mana flooded, or simply if you don't have an opponent! Enjoy.

Similar to the worse deck I made for him, http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/5-colour-punishment/ But this has random 5 colour good stuff, and a siege rhino. Because siege rhino

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 10 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.61
Tokens	Enchantment Golem 3/3 C, Land Mine, Morph 2/2 C