budget monty python

Commander / EDH* Budget Netdeck Theme/Gimmick

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Creature (38)

• 1x Anarchist
• 1x Angry Mob
• 1x Bartered Cow
• 1x Basilica Guards
• 1x Bogbrew Witch
• 1x Borderland Ranger
• 1x Brimstone Trebuchet
• 1x Charming Prince
• 1x Corpse Hauler
• 1x Emry, Lurker of the Loch
• 1x Essence Warden
• 1x Fervent Champion
• 1x Festering Newt
• 1x Gilded Goose
• 1x Goblin Diplomats
• 1x Heliod, God of the Sun
• 1x Hero of Bladehold
• 1x Hero of Oxid Ridge
• 1x Kezzerdrix
• 1x Master of the Wild Hunt
• 1x Norin the Wary
• 1x Oathsworn Knight
• 1x Palace Jailer
• 1x Questing Beast
• 1x Scrivener
• 1x Serra Inquisitors
• 1x Soul Warden
• 1x Syr Alin, the Lion's Claw
• 1x Syr Carah, the Bold
• 1x Syr Elenora, the Discerning
• 1x Syr Faren, the Hengehammer
• 1x Syr Konrad, the Grim
• 1x Three-Headed Goblin
• 1x Torbran, Thane of Red Fell
• 1x Tribute Mage
• 1x Wingmate Roc
• 1x Yisan, the Wanderer Bard
• 1x Zur the Enchanter *f-etch*

Land (35)

• 1x Ash Barrens
• 1x Castle Ardenvale
• 1x Castle Embereth
• 1x Castle Garenbrig
• 1x Castle Locthwain
• 1x Castle Vantress
• 1x Cinder Glade
• 5x Forest
• 3x Island
• 5x Mountain
• 7x Plains
• 1x Prairie Stream
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 5x Swamp

Artifact (8)

• 1x Aeolipile
• 1x Blackblade Reforged
• 1x Culling Scales
• 1x Ensnaring Bridge
• 1x Scalding Cauldron
• 1x The Cauldron of Eternity
• 1x The Circle of Loyalty
• 1x The Great Henge

Instant (3)

• 1x Dismember
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Frantic Search

Commander (1)

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Cannibalize
• 1x Chart a Course
• 1x Compulsive Research
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Declaration in Stone
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Reversal of Fortune
• 1x Safewright Quest
• 1x Wrath of God

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Happily Ever After
• 1x Khalni Heart Expedition
• 1x Quest for the Holy Relic
• 1x Witch Hunt

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Tezzeret, Master of the Bridge

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My modified version of Monty Python and the Holy Grail by KalasyoTuuhea

Scrivener - The historian that gets killed

Quest for the Holy Relic - The quest given by god

Serra Inquisitors - Spanish Inquisition

Wingmate Roc - 2 birds carrying a coconut

Khalni Heart Expedition - The shrubbery for the knights of Ni

Borderland Ranger - Roger the Shrubber

Declaration in Stone - The last words of Joseph of Arimathea

Corpse Hauler - Bring out your dead!

Angry Mob - Shes a witch! BURN HER!

Anarchist- Dennis

Soul Warden - Zoot

Essence Warden - Zoots identical twin sister Dingo

Bogbrew Witch - SHES A WITCH!

Festering Newt - She turned me into a newt!

Cannibalize - They ate Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing

Three-Headed Goblin - Three headed giant

Bubbling Cauldron - The first appearance of the Bridgekeeper

Fact or Fiction - Ask me the questions Bridgekeeper!

Dismember - Tis but a scratch! Safewright Quest - The quest for the Shrubbery

Witch Hunt - SHES A WITCH! BURN HER!

Basilica Guards - Prince Herbert's Guards

Fervent Champion - Sir Lancelot

Norin the Wary - Sir Robin

Oathsworn Knight - The Black Knight

Brimstone Trebuchet - The cow catapault

Bartered Cow - The cow

Scalding Cauldron - The french knights pour "undesirable fluid" on the knights

Prodigal Sorcerer - Tim, the Enchanter

Ensnaring Bridge - The bridge of death

Tezzeret, Master of the Bridge - The Keeper of the Bridge of Death

Happily Ever After - Flavour reasons

Aeolipile - The Holy Hand grenade (can replace with Pyrite spellbomb if unavailable on MTGO. If so, replace Tribute mage with trinket mage)

Tribute Mage - Brother Maynard (fetches the Holy Hand grenade)

Questing Beast - The black beast of Aaarrrrgggghhhh

Charming Prince - Prince Herbert

Torbran, Thane of Red Fell - Prince Herbert's father

The Circle of Loyalty - The round table

Blackblade/Embercleave - Excalibur

The Cauldron of Eternity - The holy grail

Heliod, God of the Sun - God

Syr Elenora, the Discerning - see below Syr Alin, the Lion's Claw - see below Syr Faren, the Hengehammer - see below Syr Carah, the Bold - see below Syr Konrad, the Grim - see below

Hero of Bladehold - Sir Bedavere

Hero of Oxid Ridge - Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film

Trapped in the tower - Prince Herbert's Tower.

Palace Jailer - someone has guard Camelot’s prison

Reversal of Fortune - “She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got huge... tracts of land”

Cultivate - huge tracts of land

Kodama's Reach - huge tracts of land!

Castle Locthwain - Swamp Castle Castle Vantress - French Castle Castle Garenbrig - the Castle no one lives in thats run by an anarcho syndicalist commune Castle Ardenvale - Ardenvale Castle Embereth -Anthrax

Gilded Goose - A DUCK!

Kezzerdrix - The Rabbit of Caerbannog

Goblin Diplomats - The french guards

Yisan, the Wanderer Bard - Robin's Minstrels

Wrath of God - Gods wrath

The Great Henge - I just wanted to play it.

Culling Scales - Sir Bedaveres largest scales

Master of the Wild Hunt - The leader of the Knights who say Ni / Knights who say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ptang-zoom-boing

Emry, Lurker of the Loch -.The lady in the lake

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 18 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.48
Tokens	Bird 3/4 W, Clue, Enchantment Cleric 2/1 W, Food, Human 1/1 W, Human 2/2 G, Knight 2/2 W w/ Vigilance, Soldier 1/1 W, The Monarch, Wolf 2/2 G