Built Like a Steakhouse, but Handles Like a Bistro

Commander / EDH* Casual Jank RW (Boros) Theme/Gimmick Vehicle

Optimator

Land (25)

• 1x Alpine Meadow
• 1x Baldur's Gate
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Castle Embereth
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dwarven Mine
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Great Furnace
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Mech Hangar
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Plains
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Rugged Prairie
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Slayers' Stronghold
• 1x Spectator Seating
• 1x Spire of Industry
• 1x Sunbaked Canyon
• 1x Temple of Triumph
• 1x Thran Portal

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Born to Drive
• 1x Fiery Emancipation
• 1x Legion Loyalty
• 1x Martyr's Bond
• 1x Outlaws' Merriment
• 1x Smothering Tithe

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Approach of the Second Sun
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Cathartic Reunion
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Jeska's Will
• 1x Wheel of Misfortune

Creature (23)

• 1x Aeronaut Admiral
• 1x Alibou, Ancient Witness
• 1x Bosh, Iron Golem
• 1x Brash Taunter
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Etali, Primal Storm MP
• 1x Foundry Inspector
• 1x Gate Colossus MP
• 1x Hofri Ghostforge
• 1x Ironsoul Enforcer
• 1x Karn, Silver Golem
• 1x Magda, Brazen Outlaw
• 1x Metalwork Colossus
• 1x Meteor Golem
• 1x Myr Battlesphere
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Renegade Wheelsmith
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Speedway Fanatic
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Valiant Changeling
• 1x Veteran Motorist
• 1x Zetalpa, Primal Dawn

Instant (9)

• 1x Big Score
• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Fateful Absence
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Thrill of Possibility
• 1x Wear / Tear
• 1x You Find Some Prisoners

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Karn, the Great Creator

Commander (1)

Artifact (22)

• 1x Akroma's Memorial
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Book of Rass
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Colossal Plow MP
• 1x Coveted Jewel
• 1x Cursed Mirror
• 1x Ichor Wellspring
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Parhelion II
• 1x Phyrexian Altar MP
• 1x Portal to Phyrexia
• 1x Prized Statue
• 1x Shadowspear
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Skysovereign, Consul Flagship
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Talisman of Conviction
• 1x Ugin's Nexus
• 1x Vexing Puzzlebox
• 1x Weatherlight

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Maybeboard

Land (12)

• 1x Basilisk Gate
• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 1x Citadel Gate
• 1x Cliffgate
• 1x Gateway Plaza
• 1x Gond Gate
• 1x Heap Gate
• 2x Mountain
• 2x Plains
• 1x Talon Gates of Madara

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I bought a proxy theme deck from Etsy and five and a half months later, it arrived! Came with 68 non-lands and 25 lands, for 93 cards total. Gonna add lands, of course, and perhaps cut a few non-lands. 32 lands is not quite where I wanna be. Plus, one of the lands is Maze of Ith!

That said, I reeeaaallllyy don't want to cut any of the cool proxies!

This isn't my YouTube channel, but this is the exact deck I bought: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zECdoekAPp8

Potential cuts: There is a little Gate package, but it seems like the only payoff is Gate Colossus. I could cut the colossus pretty easily, but I really like the art: Destructor. Cutting it would mean I wouldn't have to add all the other Gates--not that they're bad or expensive. Not particularly good when turned into a vehicle.

Colossal Plow is fairly lackluster in this deck. Very funny art though: The Crushinator. Lowering the crew cost is nice, I suppose.

Etali, Primal Storm is fun but I have it in a few other decks. Not particularly good when turned into a vehicle.

Phyrexian Altar is a great card but not in this deck. Very little I want to be sacrificing. Only good when Outlaws' Merriment is out. Good for preventing exile and theft, of course. The art is hilarious though: The Suicide Booth! Might have to keep it for the flavor alone.

I feel like everything else is pretty good..

Top Ranked	Achieved #5 position overall 1 day ago Achieved #4 position in Commander / EDH 1 day ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Theme/Gimmick 1 day ago
Date added	2 days
Last updated	2 days
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 44 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	93
Avg. CMC	4.01
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W w/ Vigilance, Clue, Copy Clone, Dwarf 1/1 R, Human Cleric 2/1 RW, Human Rogue 1/2 RW, Human Warrior 3/1 RW, Myr 1/1 C, Pilot 1/1 C, Treasure