Penthoplayer, lold

Thanks for all the feedback folks! I added some changes to it. I totally dig Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite and worked her into the story as the priestess who marries the two. Cause she looks slightly holy... right? In a weird, boney, evil kind of way. :D

I also found that between Cloudshift and Flickerwisp Conjurer's Closet was a little redundant. So I added Coat of Arms instead, cause that's fierce.

Penthoplayer I would add red... but that makes it even harder to make more goats. Two colors is enough for something that hinges so desperately on devotion for its silly strategy to work. I do absolutely love the flavour of that though. :D

daring thief to take their shit...void snare return daring thief to your hand... repeat.

Nope

Venser, the Sojourner would fit this deck fairly well.

I'm gonna be honest, I didn't even try looking at the deck, I just read the description. +1 for it!

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very fun deck story. +1 for flavor, +1 for goats and +1 for Dovescape + Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite !

Needs Playset of Serum Visions... :)

Kinda reminds me of the Confusion in the Ranks + Viashino Sandstalker/Nuisance Engine+Tel-Jilad Stylus

I love that cards requisite for that combo were all printed in the same set lol.

Yeah this was standard legal at one point.

For one point that was two full years

i love this! i actually have a similar WU goat deck, with more emphasis on raising chroma/devotion -> more goats. But Daring Thief is excellent here. Id really appreciate it if you checked out my Goat Tribal? Hell yeah ... thanks!