Chatterfang's Nuthouse of Cards

Commander / EDH* BG (Golgari)

thesilentpyro

* FUN :) (17)

• 1x The Shire
• 1x Invasion of Ikoria  ^Flip
• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Fae Offering
• 1x Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
• 1x Pact of the Serpent
• 1x Peregrin Took
• 1x Scute Swarm
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Second Harvest
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Mycoloth
• 1x Bootleggers' Stash
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Old Gnawbone

* ANTI FUN :( (8)

• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Earthcraft
• 1x Orcish Bowmasters
• 1x The Meathook Massacre
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Mirkwood Bats
• 1x Yawgmoth, Thran Physician

Draw Burst (4)

• 1x Deadly Dispute
• 1x Plumb the Forbidden
• 1x Body Count
• 1x Pact of the Serpent

Draw Engine (11)

• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sylvan Library
• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Black Market Connections
• 1x Peregrin Took
• 1x Ruthless Knave
• 1x Tireless Tracker
• 1x Nemata, Primeval Warden
• 1x Species Specialist
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets
• 1x Yawgmoth, Thran Physician

Food (7)

• 1x Gingerbread Cabin
• 1x The Shire
• 1x Gilded Goose
• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Fae Offering
• 1x Peregrin Took
• 1x Tireless Provisioner

Food Synergy (3)

• 1x Gilded Goose
• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Peregrin Took

Land (36)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Boseiju, Who Endures
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 4x Forest
• 1x Gingerbread Cabin
• 1x Haunted Mire
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Nurturing Peatland
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Strip Mine
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Swarmyard
• 1x Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
• 1x The Shire
• 1x Treasure Vault
• 1x Undergrowth Stadium
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Woodland Cemetery
• 1x Woodland Chasm
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth
• 1x Bala Ged Recovery  ^Flip

Ramp (17)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Gilded Goose
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Earthcraft
• 1x Gala Greeters
• 1x Staff of Titania
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Black Market Connections
• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Tireless Provisioner
• 1x Awaken the Woods
• 1x Binding the Old Gods

Recursion (4)

• 1x Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
• 1x Invasion of Ikoria  ^Flip
• 1x Bala Ged Recovery  ^Flip
• 1x Eternal Witness

Removal (10)

• 1x Boseiju, Who Endures
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Pest Infestation
• 1x Abrupt Decay
• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Orcish Bowmasters
• 1x Tear Asunder
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Binding the Old Gods
• 1x Yawgmoth, Thran Physician

Removal Wrath (2)

• 1x The Meathook Massacre
• 1x Grave Pact

Sac Outlet (6)

• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Chitterspitter
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Yawgmoth, Thran Physician

Squirrel (1)

• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets

Squirrel Maker (3)

• 1x Chitterspitter
• 1x Squirrel Nest
• 1x Deep Forest Hermit

Squirrel Synergy (4)

• 1x Chitterspitter
• 1x Pact of the Serpent
• 1x Species Specialist
• 1x Deep Forest Hermit

Token Copier (3)

• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Second Harvest
• 1x Doubling Season

Tokens (32)

• 1x The Shire
• 1x Treasure Vault
• 1x Gilded Goose
• 1x Pest Infestation
• 1x Gala Greeters
• 1x Orcish Bowmasters
• 1x Staff of Titania
• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Black Market Connections
• 1x Chitterspitter
• 1x Fae Offering
• 1x Peregrin Took
• 1x Ruthless Knave
• 1x Scute Swarm
• 1x Squirrel Nest
• 1x Tireless Provisioner
• 1x Tireless Tracker
• 1x Awaken the Woods
• 1x Grim Hireling
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Nemata, Primeval Warden
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Second Harvest
• 1x Deep Forest Hermit
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Mycoloth
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Tendershoot Dryad
• 1x Bootleggers' Stash
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Old Gnawbone

Tokens to Copy (3)

• 1x Staff of Titania
• 1x Awaken the Woods
• 1x Helm of the Host

Tutor (3)

• 1x Invasion of Ikoria  ^Flip
• 1x Chord of Calling
• 1x Hoarding Broodlord

Util (7)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Swarmyard
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Nemata, Primeval Warden

Wincon (7)

• 1x Invasion of Ikoria  ^Flip
• 1x The Meathook Massacre
• 1x Nadier's Nightblade
• 1x Mirkwood Bats
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Old Gnawbone

Commander (1)

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Sideboard

** CUT ** (15)

• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Forest
• 1x Gingerbread Cabin
• 1x Haunted Mire
• 1x Treasure Vault
• 1x Earthcraft
• 1x Staff of Titania
• 1x Fae Offering
• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Pact of the Serpent
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Ruthless Knave
• 1x Binding the Old Gods
• 1x Nemata, Primeval Warden
• 1x Hoarding Broodlord

** WATCHLIST ** (6)

• 1x Orcish Bowmasters
• 1x Plumb the Forbidden
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Squirrel Nest
• 1x Species Specialist
• 1x Revel in Riches

* FUN :) - CUT (2)

• 1x Fae Offering
• 1x Pact of the Serpent

* ANTI FUN :( - CUT (1)

• 1x Earthcraft

* ANTI FUN :( - WATCHLIST (2)

• 1x Orcish Bowmasters
• 1x Ashnod's Altar

Draw Burst - CUT (1)

• 1x Pact of the Serpent

Draw Burst - WATCHLIST (1)

• 1x Plumb the Forbidden

Draw Engine - CUT (2)

• 1x Ruthless Knave
• 1x Nemata, Primeval Warden

Draw Engine - WATCHLIST (1)

• 1x Species Specialist

Food - CUT (2)

• 1x Gingerbread Cabin
• 1x Fae Offering

Land - CUT (5)

• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Forest
• 1x Gingerbread Cabin
• 1x Haunted Mire
• 1x Treasure Vault

Ramp - CUT (5)

• 1x Earthcraft
• 1x Staff of Titania
• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Binding the Old Gods

Ramp - WATCHLIST (1)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar

Removal - CUT (1)

• 1x Binding the Old Gods

Removal - WATCHLIST (1)

• 1x Orcish Bowmasters

Sac Outlet - CUT (1)

• 1x Phyrexian Altar

Sac Outlet - WATCHLIST (1)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar

Squirrel Maker - WATCHLIST (1)

• 1x Squirrel Nest

Squirrel Synergy - CUT (1)

• 1x Pact of the Serpent

Squirrel Synergy - WATCHLIST (1)

• 1x Species Specialist

Tokens - CUT (5)

• 1x Treasure Vault
• 1x Staff of Titania
• 1x Fae Offering
• 1x Ruthless Knave
• 1x Nemata, Primeval Warden

Tokens - WATCHLIST (3)

• 1x Orcish Bowmasters
• 1x Squirrel Nest
• 1x Revel in Riches

Tokens to Copy - CUT (1)

• 1x Staff of Titania

Tutor - CUT (1)

• 1x Hoarding Broodlord

Util - CUT (1)

• 1x Nemata, Primeval Warden

Wincon - WATCHLIST (1)

• 1x Revel in Riches

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Maybeboard

** IN ** (15)

• 1x Fountainport
• 1x Oakhollow Village
• 1x Three Tree City
• 1x Underground Mortuary
• 1x Scavenger's Talent
• 1x Chthonian Nightmare
• 1x Springheart Nantuko
• 1x Wight of the Reliquary
• 1x Saw in Half
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Warren Soultrader
• 1x Fell the Profane  ^Flip
• 1x Hazel of the Rootbloom
• 1x Swarmyard Massacre
• 1x Liliana, Dreadhorde General

** POTENTIAL ** (53)

• 1x Haunted Mire
• 1x Lazotep Quarry
• 1x Restless Cottage
• 1x Shifting Woodland
• 1x Spymaster's Vault
• 1x Delighted Halfling
• 1x For the Common Good
• 1x Tamiyo's Safekeeping
• 1x The Underworld Cookbook
• 1x Witch's Oven
• 1x Chatterstorm
• 1x Collector's Vault
• 1x Fanatical Offering
• 1x Idol of Oblivion
• 1x Insidious Roots
• 1x Marionette Apprentice
• 1x Osteomancer Adept
• 1x Peerless Recycling
• 1x Pippin, Warden of Isengard
• 1x Sylvan Anthem
• 1x Tender Wildguide
• 1x Thornvault Forager
• 1x Valley Rotcaller
• 1x Vinereap Mentor
• 1x Wear Down
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat
• 1x Audience with Trostani
• 1x Camellia, the Seedmiser
• 1x Champion of Lambholt
• 1x Compy Swarm
• 1x Experimental Confectioner
• 1x Grist, the Hunger Tide
• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
• 1x Pact of the Serpent
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Rapacious Guest
• 1x Savvy Hunter
• 1x Scurry of Squirrels
• 1x Brightcap Badger
• 1x Culling Ritual
• 1x Esika's Chariot
• 1x Hazel's Brewmaster
• 1x Nemata, Primeval Warden
• 1x Pitiless Carnage
• 1x Gisa, the Hellraiser
• 1x Lolth, Spider Queen
• 1x Luxurious Locomotive
• 1x Moonstone Eulogist
• 1x Ogre Slumlord
• 1x Season of Loss
• 1x Garruk, Cursed Huntsman
• 1x Beledros Witherbloom

* FUN :) - IN (5)

• 1x Chthonian Nightmare
• 1x Springheart Nantuko
• 1x Saw in Half
• 1x Warren Soultrader
• 1x Hazel of the Rootbloom

* FUN :) - POTENTIAL (9)

• 1x Chatterstorm
• 1x Valley Rotcaller
• 1x Compy Swarm
• 1x Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
• 1x Pact of the Serpent
• 1x Hazel's Brewmaster
• 1x Gisa, the Hellraiser
• 1x Luxurious Locomotive
• 1x Beledros Witherbloom

* ANTI FUN :( - IN (1)

• 1x Warren Soultrader

Draw Burst - POTENTIAL (5)

• 1x Fanatical Offering
• 1x Audience with Trostani
• 1x Pact of the Serpent
• 1x Pitiless Carnage
• 1x Season of Loss

Draw Engine - IN (2)

• 1x Fountainport
• 1x Liliana, Dreadhorde General

Draw Engine - POTENTIAL (8)

• 1x Spymaster's Vault
• 1x Collector's Vault
• 1x Idol of Oblivion
• 1x Savvy Hunter
• 1x Nemata, Primeval Warden
• 1x Lolth, Spider Queen
• 1x Moonstone Eulogist
• 1x Garruk, Cursed Huntsman

Food - IN (1)

• 1x Scavenger's Talent

Food - POTENTIAL (10)

• 1x Restless Cottage
• 1x The Underworld Cookbook
• 1x Witch's Oven
• 1x Pippin, Warden of Isengard
• 1x Vinereap Mentor
• 1x Experimental Confectioner
• 1x Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
• 1x Rapacious Guest
• 1x Savvy Hunter
• 1x Hazel's Brewmaster

Food Synergy - POTENTIAL (9)

• 1x Osteomancer Adept
• 1x Pippin, Warden of Isengard
• 1x Thornvault Forager
• 1x Camellia, the Seedmiser
• 1x Experimental Confectioner
• 1x Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
• 1x Rapacious Guest
• 1x Savvy Hunter
• 1x Hazel's Brewmaster

Land - IN (5)

• 1x Fountainport
• 1x Oakhollow Village
• 1x Three Tree City
• 1x Underground Mortuary
• 1x Fell the Profane  ^Flip

Land - POTENTIAL (5)

• 1x Haunted Mire
• 1x Lazotep Quarry
• 1x Restless Cottage
• 1x Shifting Woodland
• 1x Spymaster's Vault

Ramp - IN (4)

• 1x Three Tree City
• 1x Wight of the Reliquary
• 1x Warren Soultrader
• 1x Hazel of the Rootbloom

Ramp - POTENTIAL (8)

• 1x Delighted Halfling
• 1x Insidious Roots
• 1x Tender Wildguide
• 1x Thornvault Forager
• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Brightcap Badger
• 1x Luxurious Locomotive

Recursion - IN (2)

• 1x Scavenger's Talent
• 1x Chthonian Nightmare

Recursion - POTENTIAL (5)

• 1x Lazotep Quarry
• 1x Shifting Woodland
• 1x The Underworld Cookbook
• 1x Osteomancer Adept
• 1x Peerless Recycling

Removal - IN (1)

• 1x Fell the Profane  ^Flip

Removal - POTENTIAL (3)

• 1x Wear Down
• 1x Grist, the Hunger Tide
• 1x Garruk, Cursed Huntsman

Removal Wrath - IN (3)

• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Swarmyard Massacre
• 1x Liliana, Dreadhorde General

Removal Wrath - POTENTIAL (2)

• 1x Culling Ritual
• 1x Season of Loss

Sac Outlet - IN (4)

• 1x Fountainport
• 1x Chthonian Nightmare
• 1x Wight of the Reliquary
• 1x Warren Soultrader

Sac Outlet - POTENTIAL (3)

• 1x Lazotep Quarry
• 1x Witch's Oven
• 1x Phyrexian Altar

Squirrel - IN (1)

• 1x Hazel of the Rootbloom

Squirrel - POTENTIAL (7)

• 1x Osteomancer Adept
• 1x Thornvault Forager
• 1x Valley Rotcaller
• 1x Vinereap Mentor
• 1x Camellia, the Seedmiser
• 1x Scurry of Squirrels
• 1x Hazel's Brewmaster

Squirrel Maker - IN (2)

• 1x Hazel of the Rootbloom
• 1x Swarmyard Massacre

Squirrel Maker - POTENTIAL (3)

• 1x Chatterstorm
• 1x Camellia, the Seedmiser
• 1x Scurry of Squirrels

Squirrel Synergy - IN (4)

• 1x Oakhollow Village
• 1x Three Tree City
• 1x Hazel of the Rootbloom
• 1x Swarmyard Massacre

Squirrel Synergy - POTENTIAL (4)

• 1x Thornvault Forager
• 1x Valley Rotcaller
• 1x Camellia, the Seedmiser
• 1x Pact of the Serpent

Token Copier - IN (1)

• 1x Hazel of the Rootbloom

Token Copier - POTENTIAL (2)

• 1x For the Common Good
• 1x Esika's Chariot

Tokens - IN (8)

• 1x Fountainport
• 1x Scavenger's Talent
• 1x Springheart Nantuko
• 1x Saw in Half
• 1x Warren Soultrader
• 1x Hazel of the Rootbloom
• 1x Swarmyard Massacre
• 1x Liliana, Dreadhorde General

Tokens - POTENTIAL (27)

• 1x Restless Cottage
• 1x For the Common Good
• 1x The Underworld Cookbook
• 1x Witch's Oven
• 1x Chatterstorm
• 1x Collector's Vault
• 1x Insidious Roots
• 1x Pippin, Warden of Isengard
• 1x Camellia, the Seedmiser
• 1x Compy Swarm
• 1x Experimental Confectioner
• 1x Grist, the Hunger Tide
• 1x Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
• 1x Rapacious Guest
• 1x Savvy Hunter
• 1x Scurry of Squirrels
• 1x Brightcap Badger
• 1x Esika's Chariot
• 1x Hazel's Brewmaster
• 1x Nemata, Primeval Warden
• 1x Gisa, the Hellraiser
• 1x Lolth, Spider Queen
• 1x Luxurious Locomotive
• 1x Moonstone Eulogist
• 1x Ogre Slumlord
• 1x Garruk, Cursed Huntsman
• 1x Beledros Witherbloom

Tokens to Copy - IN (2)

• 1x Springheart Nantuko
• 1x Saw in Half

Tokens to Copy - POTENTIAL (3)

• 1x Lazotep Quarry
• 1x Idol of Oblivion
• 1x Tender Wildguide

Tutor - IN (1)

• 1x Wight of the Reliquary

Tutor - POTENTIAL (1)

• 1x Thornvault Forager

Util - IN (2)

• 1x Oakhollow Village
• 1x Scavenger's Talent

Util - POTENTIAL (4)

• 1x Restless Cottage
• 1x Tamiyo's Safekeeping
• 1x Sylvan Anthem
• 1x Nemata, Primeval Warden

Wincon - POTENTIAL (8)

• 1x Marionette Apprentice
• 1x Pippin, Warden of Isengard
• 1x Valley Rotcaller
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat
• 1x Champion of Lambholt
• 1x Lolth, Spider Queen
• 1x Garruk, Cursed Huntsman
• 1x Beledros Witherbloom

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I've loved Chatterfang ever since I first saw it, so I built this deck with the goal of never feeling bad bringing it to the table and keeping the amount of (unhappy) groaning from other players to a minimum.

The cards tagged "* ANTI FUN :(" are ones that IMO are particularly unfun to play against (either in general or in this deck in particular). I want to keep the concentration of these very low, I want to be comfortable playing this at a casual table. This is the same reason I'm playing a minimal number of tutors (and none of the typical black suite), as well as most broken fast mana/Gaea's Cradle, Craterhoof/Finale of Devastation, Natural Order, The One Ring, and several others. The ones that are still in are particularly synergistic while usually serving at least one critical role AND that I haven't yet found an acceptable replacement for that is less miserable, and even then they're high candidates for cuts. If a card is salt-inducingly powerful without having synergy, I've worked hard to keep it out of the deck especially if it's hard to remove. Cards that make the board a nightmare to track like Coat of Arms would also fall into this category.

Warren Soultraders is an interesting case because it falls into both categories: I'm excited to play it, but I can't imagine anyone else being happy to see it.

Note: The sideboard is a maybeboard for cuts.

Date added	2 years
Last updated	3 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 57 - 12 Rares 20 - 6 Uncommons 6 - 2 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.11
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, City's Blessing, Clue, Copy Clone, Food, Forest Dryad 1/1 G, Insect 1/1 G, Orc Army, Pest 1/1 BG, Plant 0/1 G, Saproling 1/1 G, Shapeshifter 3/2 C, Squirrel 1/1 G, Treasure
Folders	Active EDH