Cheatyface Beatdown

Casual

johnnymayhymn

Creature (15)

• 4x Eater of Days
• 1x Etched Monstrosity
• 1x Hunted Horror
• 1x Leveler
• 4x Phyrexian Dreadnought
• 4x Vampire Hexmage

Land (25)

• 4x Dark Depths
• 17x Swamp
• 4x Thespian's Stage

Instant (4)

• 4x Dark Ritual

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Demonic Tutor

Artifact (12)

• 4x Illusionary Mask
• 4x Sol Ring
• 4x Torpor Orb

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Just a ridiculous torrent of fatties. There's two main tricks here: Dark Depths + Vampire Hexmage or Thespian's Stage and abusing Torpor Orb or Illusionary Mask to get around all of those pesky comes-into-play effects (e.g. Phyrexian Dreadnought , etc..).

And... that's it! Especially fun in multiplayer games when the whole table teams up against you.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Key combos	Dark Depths + Vampire Hexmage
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 22 - 0 Rares 8 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.06
Tokens	Centaur 3/3 G w/ Pro Black, Marit Lage