Cheatyface in Modern?

Modern*

NyanFries

Artifact (60)

• 4x Accorder's Shield
• 4x Astral Cornucopia
• 4x Bone Saw
• 4x Briber's Purse
• 4x Claws of Gix
• 4x Darksteel Relic
• 4x Everflowing Chalice
• 4x Fountain of Youth
• 4x Herbal Poultice
• 4x Kite Shield
• 4x Mishra's Bauble
• 4x Spellbook
• 4x Spidersilk Net
• 4x Tormod's Crypt
• 4x Welding Jar

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Maybeboard

Creature (60)

• 60x Cheatyface

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There is a trick involved in this deck that helps you to win easily and consistently. Let me explain this in steps:

1. Challenge someone to a game of Modern-format Magic.
2. Shuffle your deck and draw seven cards, as usual.
3. On your first turn, play all the artifacts from your hand (they all cost zero for a reason).
4. On your second turn, attack with all of your artifacts.

Wait, what?

Yeah, that's right! Hidden inside the sleeves of each of your cards is a Cheatyface! Pull all of your Cheatyfaces out from behind the other cards in your sleeves, and set them on the field. These cards have been in play, so your opponent has already missed their opportunity to catch and remove them. Since these creatures have been on the field the whole time, they can attack now. Swing with all of your Cheatyfaces for 14 or 16 damage in the air. Unless they have some serious removal in their deck, you should be able to secure the victory next turn.

Btw, if you are feeling vicious, and you have some especially sturdy sleeves and tons of Cheatyfaces on hand, try stuffing a few Cheatyfaces in each card. You could swing for a lot more than 16 damage on turn 2 if you want!

I hope you like this deck, and share any exciting Cheatyface stories or ideas you might have in the comments!

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Rares 40 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	0.00
Folders	Cool Decks