Child molesters

Standard*

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Creature (110)

• 1x Alaundo the Seer
• 1x Alesha, Who Smiles at Death
• 1x Alhammarret, High Arbiter
• 1x Alirios, Enraptured
• 1x Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop
• 1x Ambassador Laquatus
• 1x Amber Gristle O'Maul
• 1x Anhelo, the Painter
• 1x Arcades Sabboth
• 1x Arni Brokenbrow
• 1x Ascendant Evincar
• 1x Asmodeus the Archfiend
• 1x Astarion, the Decadent
• 1x Atogatog
• 1x Baba Lysaga, Night Witch
• 1x Balloon Peddler
• 1x Bane, Lord of Darkness
• 1x Ben-Ben, Akki Hermit
• 1x Bortuk Bonerattle
• 1x Bruvac the Grandiloquent
• 1x Cabal Patriarch
• 1x Chandra, Fire of Kaladesh  ^Flip
• 1x Chevill, Bane of Monsters
• 1x Child of Alara
• 1x Cloistered Youth  ^Flip
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Curious Pair
• 1x Dargo, the Shipwrecker
• 1x Daryl, Hunter of Walkers
• 1x Dong Zhou, the Tyrant
• 1x Durnan of the Yawning Portal
• 1x Dustin, Gadget Genius
• 1x Edgar, Charmed Groom  ^Flip
• 1x Edgewall Innkeeper
• 1x Edric, Spymaster of Trest
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
• 1x Eleven, the Mage
• 1x Emrakul, the Promised End
• 1x Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder
• 1x Eron the Relentless
• 1x Ertai, the Corrupted
• 1x Evelyn, the Covetous
• 1x Extraction Specialist
• 1x Falco Spara, Pactweaver
• 1x Fblthp, the Lost
• 2x Forlorn Pseudamma
• 1x Gaddock Teeg
• 1x General Kudro of Drannith
• 1x Giada, Font of Hope
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Gonti, Lord of Luxury
• 1x Gorion, Wise Mentor
• 1x Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
• 1x Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
• 1x Grenzo, Dungeon Warden
• 1x Grenzo, Havoc Raiser
• 1x Gwafa Hazid, Profiteer
• 1x Hakim, Loreweaver
• 1x Hazduhr the Abbot
• 1x Henzie "Toolbox" Torre
• 1x High Priest of Penance
• 1x Hisoka, Minamo Sensei
• 1x Infernal Caretaker
• 1x Innocent Traveler  ^Flip
• 1x Ith, High Arcanist
• 1x Jace, Vryn's Prodigy  ^Flip
• 1x Jadar, Ghoulcaller of Nephalia
• 1x Jerren, Corrupted Bishop  ^Flip
• 1x Joven
• 1x Judith, the Scourge Diva
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Karlov of the Ghost Council
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Lavinia, Azorius Renegade
• 1x Lazav, the Multifarious
• 1x Lord Xander, the Collector
• 1x Lucas, the Sharpshooter
• 1x Ludevic, Necrogenius  ^Flip
• 1x Maeve, Insidious Singer
• 1x Max, the Daredevil
• 1x Mikaeus, the Lunarch
• 1x Mike, the Dungeon Master
• 1x Nephalia Smuggler
• 1x Obzedat, Ghost Council
• 1x Old Rutstein
• 1x Old Stickfingers
• 1x Orzhov Pontiff
• 1x Pir, Imaginative Rascal
• 1x Prosperous Innkeeper
• 1x Ramirez DePietro, Pillager
• 1x Rigo, Streetwise Mentor
• 1x Rohgahh of Kher Keep
• 1x Saryth, the Viper's Fang
• 1x Shady Traveler  ^Flip
• 1x Sin Collector
• 1x Szadek, Lord of Secrets
• 1x Tasigur, the Golden Fang
• 1x Tawnos, Solemn Survivor
• 1x Tawnos, Urza's Apprentice
• 1x The Council of Four
• 1x Tobias, Doomed Conqueror
• 1x Valki, God of Lies  ^Flip
• 1x Volo, Itinerant Scholar
• 1x Will the Wise
• 1x Wizard Mentor
• 1x Xanathar, Guild Kingpin
• 1x Xira, the Golden Sting
• 1x Zur, Eternal Schemer

Sorcery (15)

• 1x Allure of the Unknown
• 1x Claim the Firstborn
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Farewell
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Late to Dinner
• 2x Mind's Desire
• 1x Pir's Whim
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Predators' Hour
• 1x Prey Upon
• 1x Tales of the Ancestors
• 1x Three Visits

Instant (3)

• 2x Curfew
• 1x Stern Lesson

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Cradle of Safety
• 1x Lurking Predators
• 1x Nurturing Presence
• 1x Predatory Urge
• 1x Suppression Bonds
• 1x Trapped in the Tower

Artifact (5)

• 1x Getaway Car
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Mirror of Life Trapping
• 1x Mysterious Limousine
• 1x Smuggler's Buggy

Land (2)

• 1x Hostile Hostel  ^Flip
• 1x Tramway Station

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Garruk, Apex Predator

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for all the kids

Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	31 - 0 Mythic Rares 74 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	143
Avg. CMC	3.76
Tokens	Beast 3/3 B, Blood, Clue, Day, Emblem Chandra, Fire of Kaladesh, Emblem Garruk, Apex Predator, Emblem Jace, Vryn's Prodigy, Emblem Tibalt, Cosmic Impostor, Enchantment Zombie 1/1 B, Food, Foretell, Human 1/1 W, Insect 1/1 B w/ Flying, Insect 1/1 G, Knight 2/2 W, Morph 2/2 C, Night, Ogre 3/3 R, On an Adventure, Powerstone, Reflection 3/2 U, Spirit 1/1 W, Thrull 1/1 B, Treasure, Vampire 1/1 WB, Volo's Journal, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie 2/2 B w/ Decayed