Chocolate Yargle

Commander / EDH Casual Enchantment Equip Mono-Black Theme/Gimmick Voltron

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Creature (25)

• 1x Bane Alley Blackguard
• 1x Barony Vampire
• 1x Bogstomper
• 1x Cabal Evangel
• 1x Canal Monitor
• 1x Catacomb Crocodile
• 1x Douser of Lights
• 1x Dross Crocodile
• 1x Dune Beetle
• 1x Gloom Pangolin
• 1x Headless Horseman
• 1x Lazotep Behemoth
• 1x Mass of Ghouls
• 1x Minotaur Abomination
• 1x Prakhata Club Security
• 1x Python
• 1x Rotted Hulk
• 1x Rotting Mastodon
• 1x Scathe Zombies
• 1x Squelching Leeches
• 1x Stone Golem
• 1x Undead Minotaur
• 1x Wandering Tombshell
• 1x Warpath Ghoul
• 1x Zombie Goliath

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Bad Moon
• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Marchesa's Decree
• 1x Trespasser's Curse

Artifact (21)

• 1x Angelic Armaments
• 1x Armory of Iroas
• 1x Blackblade Reforged
• 1x Bronze Cudgels
• 1x Chariot of Victory
• 1x Cliffhaven Kitesail
• 1x Cranial Plating
• 1x Enormous Energy Blade
• 1x Fireshrieker
• 1x Haunted Cloak
• 1x Hero's Blade
• 1x Key to the City
• 1x Lashwrithe
• 1x Loxodon Warhammer
• 1x Mask of Avacyn
• 1x O-Naginata
• 1x Raven Wings
• 1x Ring of Xathrid
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Strata Scythe
• 1x Sword of Vengeance

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Dark Deal
• 1x Go Blank
• 1x Languish
• 1x Return from Extinction
• 1x Sign in Blood

Commander (1)

Instant (10)

• 1x Dark Dabbling
• 1x Defenestrate
• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Mausoleum Secrets
• 1x Murder
• 1x Raise the Draugr
• 1x Reckoner's Bargain
• 1x Tainted Strike
• 1x You Are Already Dead

Land (33)

• 1x Castle Locthwain
• 1x Field of Ruin
• 30x Swamp
• 1x Witch's Cottage

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools

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Get it?

Because it's a mono-black vanilla creature deck?

Chocolate Yargle.

This deck came about in a fever dream, and its shtick is that since the creatures don't have abilities, you have to put them on yourself.

You know what's better than hitting someone with an unblockable first strike Yargle with trample?

Hitting them with an unblockable first strike Yargle with trample after a Tainted Strike.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 10 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 40 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.01
Tokens	Human Soldier 1/1 W, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, The Monarch, Thrull 0/1 B